7 Types of Moms You’ll Encounter on Facebook

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Almost 11 years ago, I welcomed my first child. Just months before that, in February 2004, Mark Zuckerberg launched Facebook, a platform that has since woven itself into the fabric of motherhood. From announcing pregnancies to documenting milestones like tantrums and teenage rebellion, Facebook has evolved into an essential digital scrapbook for moms.

Through this platform, we share, celebrate, and commiserate on a daily basis. However, not all mothers approach Facebook in the same way. Just as there are earthy, fashionable, and homeschooling moms, Facebook has its own unique cast of characters. You’ll likely find yourself and your mom friends fitting into one or more of these categories:

  1. The Friend Collector: You might meet this mom at the park or during a playdate. Almost immediately, she sends you a friend request. While you might never have another conversation, she happily adds you to her growing friend list. Thanks for boosting her numbers, right?
  2. The Subtle Dismissive: This mom frequently likes posts from others, but if you annoy her, she’ll make it clear by ignoring your updates. You can almost feel her virtual eye-roll as she likes everyone else’s content while scrolling past your latest update. No support for you – just a silent snub.
  3. The Generous “Liker”: This mom is the epitome of positivity and affection, liking every post she sees. You might question whether she even looks at your photos or simply hits “like” out of habit. While her enthusiasm is appreciated, one wonders if all these “likes” might cheapen the experience.
  4. The Over-Sharer: You know way too much about this mom’s life – from her last leg shave to the drink in her hand. She floods your feed with daily updates about her kids, captures of her baby’s first steps, and the occasional dramatic showdown with her spouse. You appreciate her authenticity, but sometimes you wish she’d hold back just a bit.
  5. The Aspiring Blogger: Beware of this mom, as she might turn your story into her next blog post. Always on the lookout for viral content, she’s plugged into the latest discussions in the mommy community. While she’s frustrated with Facebook’s algorithms that limit her reach to her 1,014 followers, she’s determined to make her voice heard. It’s a competitive landscape out there!
  6. The Silent Observer: You’ve connected online, but who knows if this mom ever even checks her feed? She rarely posts anything, opting instead for silence. Perhaps she’ll engage when her child hits adolescence, but for now, she’s been meticulously guarding her kid’s digital presence.
  7. The Proud Grandparent: This grandma has discovered that Facebook is the best way to keep up with her grandkids. Now that she’s more free time, she’s taken to the platform with enthusiasm, sharing and commenting about her beloved grandchildren. If you try to hide something from her, good luck – she may not be the best at navigating privacy settings!

Indeed, Facebook has transformed our journey through motherhood. Like teenage girls navigating social rules, we’re all trying to adapt to this new form of communication. Thanks, Zuckerberg! As if parenting wasn’t challenging enough.

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In summary, Facebook has created a diverse landscape of motherhood, where each mom brings her unique style to the digital community. Whether you’re a collector, an over-sharer, or a silent observer, there’s a place for everyone in the world of online parenting.