Before entering motherhood, I naively believed that dressing a boy would be as simple as purchasing a few sets of one-size-fits-all overalls and a pack of dark onesies. However, my experience over the past 19 months has revealed that toddlers can be far more discerning about their attire than a top fashion editor. I attribute this pickiness to my son’s father, as I am perfectly satisfied with my go-to mom uniform of yoga pants and any shirt without buttons. Through my toddler’s guidance, I’ve identified five prominent toddler fashion styles:
1. The Nudist
Many toddlers revel in the freedom that comes with being unclothed. If it weren’t for the high cost of steam cleaning carpets after an accidental mishap, I might be a passionate advocate for this clothing-free lifestyle. Given that my own clothes often end up stained or forgotten in the washer, I have developed a certain fondness for the nudist approach.
2. The Fashionista
Our local park is often graced by a lively group of “Fedorables,” and I must admit that my son is frequently at the forefront. Thanks to his fedora-wearing father, my child is a proud member of this exclusive club. A “Fedorable” refers to a toddler sporting a fedora who may well join a hipster band in the future. While a fedora isn’t mandatory, this toddler must possess a trendy item such as a faux fur vest, designer tutu, or intentionally distressed jeans.
3. The Minimalist
For this child, less is more. They prioritize comfort and practicality over anything complicated. This toddler has little patience for clothing laden with buttons or patterns and finds the nudist style rather cumbersome when attempting to enjoy a day at the park without sand in uncomfortable places. This is the type of child I envisioned when I stocked up on overalls from Osh Kosh B’Gosh.
4. The Costumer
Like the fashionista, this toddler has a flair for the dramatic and often sacrifices comfort for the sake of making a statement. Whether it’s wearing a full astronaut costume during a scorching summer outing or donning a tutu and leotard in frigid winter temperatures, this child will not be deterred by practicality. Forget suggesting a coat to accompany the tutu!
5. The PJ-er
This child firmly believes that only flannel or footed pajamas should constitute their wardrobe. I resonate deeply with this style, as I myself find it difficult to part with my cozy pajamas. So much so, that my fully dressed fashionista child has taken it upon themselves to encourage me to wear “real clothes.” True story! I can only hope my next child shares this pajama-loving spirit. Sadly, the public perception of a toddler in pajamas is much more acceptable than that of a pajama-clad parent; I am currently on a mission to change that one day at a time, in my flannel shirt and slept-in yoga pants.
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In summary, toddlers express their individuality through their unique style choices, ranging from nudity to elaborate costumes. Understanding these styles can help parents navigate the whimsical world of toddler fashion while embracing their child’s preferences.