As a new mother, I found myself in a whirlwind of emotions and hormonal changes during my six years of breastfeeding four kids in five years. Unfortunately, I often struggled to respond to rude comments from strangers about nursing in public. When someone once suggested, “Why don’t you do that at home?” I could only manage a frustrated “Why don’t you mind your own business?”—which led to me panicking about my language in front of my child.
Now that I’ve emerged from that chaotic period, I want to share some clever retorts for breastfeeding moms facing criticism:
- If we can flaunt breasts to market drinks and cars, I can certainly use mine to feed my baby.
- Do you enjoy your meals while sitting on the toilet?
- Excellent idea! You can borrow my blanket to cover your head.
- Sorry to burst your bubble—breasts serve a purpose beyond just entertainment.
- Thankfully, you have a neck. So, look away!
- Nursing is much simpler for me; I can’t juggle a bottle and a glass of wine at the same time!
- Oops! It was an accident; I was just holding my baby when my 36Longs fell into his mouth.
- If you’re looking for a snack, just be patient; wait your turn!
- If you think this is unpleasant, you should have seen the placenta. Oh, by the way, I have pictures!
- Honestly, no one is more shocked by my large areola than I am.
If you’re currently navigating this challenging phase, take a deep breath and practice these comebacks. Being a prepared mother means being ready for any situation, especially when faced with unsolicited advice. And to those who criticize—thank you for your input.
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In summary, public breastfeeding can invite unwanted criticism, but having clever comebacks ready can empower mothers to stand their ground.