I generally consider myself a law-abiding citizen. Sure, I might have once removed a tag that boldly stated “DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW” from a mattress, but I think that’s acceptable if you own it, right? You won’t catch me engaging in shoplifting, kidnapping (I have enough kids to keep track of), or vandalizing public property. Nope, I’m your typical suburbanite, steering clear of illegal risks.
Yet, I must admit: sometimes I find myself speeding. The posted limit is 35, yet I catch a glimpse of my speedometer hitting 45 (oops!). Speed limits exist for a reason, and we’re expected to obey them. However, there are moments when legitimate circumstances warrant a little extra speed. Here are a few examples:
1. Running Late
This is perhaps the most relatable reason for speeding. Sometimes, lateness is unavoidable. You might be on schedule when an unexpected diaper blowout, a dog escaping, or a flat tire occurs. When these unexpected events strike, you’re left with little choice but to accelerate once you finally hit the road; otherwise, you risk the repercussions of tardiness—like arriving to a meeting that’s already in session or leaving your child in tears, convinced you forgot to pick them up.
2. A Sudden “I Don’t Feel Good”
It’s the stuff of nightmares: you’re driving calmly, and suddenly a voice from the backseat declares they’re feeling nauseous. With no bucket or bag in sight, you mentally scan the back seat and realize that stale snacks won’t do the trick. Since there’s only a few miles left to home, you decide to push through. But when a potential barf situation arises, you won’t be driving slowly.
3. Bathroom Emergency
Sometimes, it’s a little one who can’t hold it, or it could be you, realizing you’ve delayed too long. The reality is, most people prefer to answer nature’s call in a “safe” bathroom, whether that’s at home or a trusted friend’s place. A gas station just won’t cut it. So, you hit the gas.
4. A Challenge at a Stoplight
Minivan drivers, in particular, can relate to this phenomenon. You pull up next to a flashy sports car at a stoplight, and you can sense their cocky attitude. When the light turns green, you feel the urge to show them that your family vehicle can hold its own. You press down on the accelerator, eager to leave that smug driver behind—or maybe it’s just me?
5. Your Favorite Song Comes On
We’ve all experienced it: cruising along when suddenly, your favorite jam comes on the radio. You crank up the volume and get lost in the music, and before you know it, your speed has picked up too. Good songs have a way of making the car feel like it’s going faster. Perhaps it’s the thrill of not being able to dance behind the wheel? I’m pretty sure that whenever 2Pac’s “California Love” plays, my speedometer spikes.
I’m not endorsing reckless driving—just admitting that I, like 99.9% of other drivers, occasionally exceed the speed limit. To any law enforcement officers who might witness me speeding down the road: I apologize for my tendency to exceed the limit by a few miles, and I promise to do my best to keep it in check. Except, of course, when nature calls. You understand, right?
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Summary
In this article, Jane discusses five relatable reasons for speeding, including being late, dealing with sudden illness, bathroom emergencies, friendly challenges, and the influence of favorite songs. While she acknowledges occasional speed limit infractions, she emphasizes the importance of safety and understanding from law enforcement.