Are you finding yourself anxious about having “the talk” with your kids? Fear not! Let’s dive into a crafty solution that’s equal parts educational and entertaining. Today, I’m going to guide you through creating a reversible felt vulva. But why reversible? Because it doubles as a “Beaver Baby,” a fun, educational tool for addressing the classic query: “Mom, where do babies come from?” Just hand this over to your little one and make a hasty exit. Voilà! You’ve dodged that awkward conversation.
Crafting Steps:
Step 1:
Head over to your local fabric store and gather an assortment of felt in various shades, some thread, and a fuzzy material to mimic “hair.” If you want your Beaver Baby to reflect your personal style, choose materials that match your skin tone and hair color. Once you have your items, approach the cutting counter with a little confidence—click your heels and whisper, “please don’t ask me what I’m making.” Trust me, it worked for me.
Step 2:
Create a template by cutting an oval from a piece of cardboard, about 6×4 inches in size.
Step 3:
Here’s where things went slightly awry for me. I used the oval as a guide to cut my felt but made a few adjustments along the way. Ultimately, I was unsatisfied with my design—the labia didn’t align properly, and I completely overlooked the clitoris! How could I forget such an essential feature? Don’t worry; I’ll refine the pattern into something you can easily download later. For now, let’s move on.
Step 4:
Imagine you’ve successfully assembled and sewn everything together. Now, it’s time to apply the faux pubic hair. I gave a lot of thought to the glue choice for this step, but unfortunately, I made a regrettable decision. Here’s a science tidbit: super glue reacts poorly with cotton or wool, creating heat that could potentially cause burns or ignite materials. Yikes! Note to self: cook dinner before tackling this step. The faux hair stuck to my fingers but somehow made its way into my grilled cheese.
Step 5:
After some minor setbacks and misalignments, let’s skip to the grand reveal. TADA! These whimsical creations make fantastic gifts for gender reveal parties, the eccentric friend from college, or a new mom with a sense of humor.
And stay tuned for my next tutorial: C-Section Baby! If you’re curious about other ways to expand your family, consider checking out this post on home insemination kits. It’s a great resource! Also, if you’re looking for insights on fertility medications and breastfeeding, Dr. Amy Smith’s article on breastfeeding while taking fertility meds is an excellent read. Additionally, for more detailed information about pregnancy and home insemination, check out this resource on ASRM.
Summary:
This playful guide offers a unique approach to the conversation about where babies come from through crafting a reversible felt vulva. It serves as a lighthearted educational tool for parents looking to navigate this sensitive topic without the discomfort of a direct discussion. With a few crafting steps, you can create a fun and educational gift suitable for various occasions.