Parenting
By Alex Thompson
Updated: November 23, 2016
Originally Published: August 2, 2008
Raising children undoubtedly comes with significant financial demands. It’s not just about the occasional surprise expense; it’s more like, “Wow, this cost is really impacting my finances, maybe I should return it!” or even, “I could probably sell this for a lot!” The expenses associated with children can prompt serious reflections on life choices. “Where would I be right now if I didn’t have kids? Probably living a life of luxury!” or “Without kids, I’d be swimming in money like Scrooge McDuck!”
Honestly, if I didn’t have my two kids, I could easily see myself living a minimalist lifestyle in my parents’ backyard, gathering my DINK (Dual Income, No Kids) wealth for who knows what future endeavors. Maybe I’d start a quirky film production company focused solely on adventurous ferrets. The possibilities would be endless without the responsibilities of parenthood.
However, my reality is filled with the constant expenses of raising children: food, shelter, clothing, healthcare, and education — the list is endless. By the time I finish providing for my kids, there’s often nothing left for myself. And let’s face it: once a parent, the obligation to provide never really ends. Even in the afterlife, my kids will likely be searching my pockets for any hidden cash.
That’s why I believe it’s essential to keep some funds for myself, and I no longer feel guilty about spending what I earn. I work hard for my money, and as long as my kids have what they need — like allergy medications, those beloved fruit snacks, or that new Rescuebot toy — whatever change I have left is fair game for me!
Here are 13 purchases I won’t feel guilty about because parenting is hard enough:
- Beer: If anyone should feel guilty, it’s my kids for making me need it!
- Bourbon: Refer to point one.
- Wine: Same reasoning applies.
- Vodka: This one’s for my partner!
- Shake Shack: Yes, please! Burgers are a must.
- Beer at Shake Shack: I may have a problem.
- Movie tickets: I’d love to go out, but babysitting fees? No way! This isn’t guilt; it’s activism against the babysitter mafia!
- Concert tickets: Unfortunately, these also require a babysitter, so they’re off the table for now. #NEVERBABYSITTER #IMWITHOUTHER
- Pizza: Honestly, I worry more about our pizza consumption than our alcohol intake, but not enough to feel guilty.
- Books: Wait… what?
- Library Late Fees: Better phrased, perhaps.
- Music: Essential for sanity, especially with young kids around.
- Babysitters: Sometimes, I just need a break!
There’s far too much to feel guilty about when parenting. Setting aside some money for the little joys in life shouldn’t be one of them. I save my guilt for more pressing matters, like maintaining a gym membership I never use or renting movies starring Seth Rogen.
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Summary:
The demands of parenthood often lead to financial strains, making it easy to feel guilty about spending on oneself. However, it’s essential to reserve some funds for personal enjoyment without guilt. The author lists 13 indulgences that are worth every penny, emphasizing that parents deserve to treat themselves amidst their responsibilities.