The Motherhood Comes Naturally $5000 Giveaway: CLOSED

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We regret to announce that the Motherhood Comes Naturally giveaway is now closed. A heartfelt thank you to all who participated, and congratulations to our lucky winners: Sarah W, Linda M, Emily J, Jamie K, and Mia R. (Winners have been contacted via email.)

For those who didn’t win this time (and I truly sympathize with you!), consider the book itself a consolation prize. I genuinely hope you find joy in it!

I’m excited to encourage you to grab a copy of Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) at your convenience. To sweeten the deal, I’ve assembled five incredible prize packages, each valued at over $1000, for early customers.

Here’s how to participate:

  1. Pre-order Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) from one of the following retailers: Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Indie Bound, Books-A-Million, Powell’s Books, or iTunes. (If you’ve already placed your order, you’re all set!)
  2. Send a screenshot of your order confirmation to the specified email.
  3. You’ll be entered to win one of the five fabulous prize packs detailed below. Winners will be randomly selected on April 9th, the official launch day of the book, and will be announced here and via email. Remember, one entry per purchase — so feel free to buy copies for friends, family, or even your book club!

This contest is open to everyone, regardless of location. Yes, even if shipping fees apply! E-book purchases are eligible too.

What’s included in the prize:

  • Kelly Moore Bags: A long-time favorite of mine, these stylish bags are perfect as camera bags but also double as chic diaper bags. Each winner will receive a 2 Sues bag, retailing at $199.
  • Ouidad Products: For anyone with curly hair, this line has been life-changing for me over the past decade. The latest Salon Series, valued at $172, includes four must-have items for any hair type.
  • Handbag Handcuff: This handy product ($42) attaches your bag to anything, preventing spills when you hit the brakes in your car or while shopping.
  • StriVectin SD Intensive Concentrate: This beloved skincare item ($72) is known for its effectiveness in reducing wrinkles and stretch marks, a favorite among celebrities.
  • Pantech® Flex™ Smartphone: This Android device, worth $500, offers essential smartphone features like text messaging and an 8-megapixel camera for capturing life’s moments.
  • Lucky Jeans: Find your perfect fit with a pair of jeans from Lucky, offering styles for all body types and a retail range of $100-120.
  • Books by Fellow Authors: Five winners will receive copies of hilarious titles such as Moms Who Drink and Swear by Nicole Thompson, The Guide to Baby Sleep Positions by Charlie Capen and Andy Herald, and more.
  • Autographed Copies: Each winner will also receive signed copies of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Plus, a Scary Mommy coffee mug along with a gift card for Starbucks!

I believe this giveaway is worth pre-ordering for. So go ahead, good luck, and I can’t wait to see who the new owners of these amazing prizes will be!

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Summary:

The Motherhood Comes Naturally giveaway has concluded, with winners announced via email. Participants had the chance to win fantastic prize packs by pre-ordering the book. Each prize pack included a stylish Kelly Moore Bag, Ouidad hair products, a Pantech smartphone, Lucky Jeans, and signed copies of various humorous books, among other goodies.