The backlash against the new “thin” Oreos was fierce and immediate. An Oreo marketed as a “sophisticated cookie” for adults? Seriously? Oreos are meant for indulging, not for dieting or gourmet experiences. While Oreo Thins may have sparked outrage, they pale in comparison to some truly bizarre Oreo flavors that exist within the cookie universe. So, warning to the traditionalists: here are 21 Oreo varieties that are far more worthy of your ire.
- Banana Split Oreo
This flavor is a chaotic blend of confusion. An Oreo is a chocolate cookie—where’s the fruit? Vanilla Oreos are a strange deviation too, resembling Vienna Fingers in disguise. - Caramel Apple Oreo
Can anyone genuinely enjoy a caramel apple? It’s a sticky disaster—a culinary conundrum that risks dental health. Now imagine that mess artificially infused into an Oreo. Yikes. - Cookie Dough Oreo
Why is cookie dough being shoehorned into everything? I recently spotted cookie dough in yogurt at the store. Oreos are cookies already; let’s not mix in the dough from other cookies. - Cotton Candy Oreo
Is there anyone who actually enjoys this? It’s essentially sugar and air, and that filling looks half-blue. Cotton candy should stay at the county fair, not in your cookie jar. - Mango Oreo
This resembles something that should be served at a holiday party—not a cookie. It’s more like a mini yule log, with chocolate chips and mango. - Oreo Wafer Rolls
How is this even a thing? These rolls look like stretched-out Oreos, resembling tires instead of cookies. Who thought this was a good idea? - Crème Brûlée Oreo
I almost thought this one might be decent until I realized it’s basically a Weetabix log paired with a custard ramekin. Not even close to an Oreo. - Root Beer Float Oreo
The only acceptable root beer-flavored item is the barrel-shaped candies. - Cadbury Dairy Milk with Oreo
What kind of strange fusion is this? The odd combination doesn’t even get the cream-to-cookie ratio right, which is a travesty for Oreo purists. - Limeade Oreo
I’m at a loss for words. - Green Tea Oreo
These are bound to make their way to our shelves soon, followed by Açai Berry Oreo and even Juice Cleanse Oreo. The future is bleak. - Pumpkin Spice Oreo
It’s already in your coffee, folks. Do we really need it in cookie form as well? - Spring Oreo
Spring isn’t a flavor! Instead of delightful shapes, you get cookies embossed with “Happy Spring,” akin to a commemorative coin. - S’mores Oreo
While making s’mores can be fun, eating them is another story. They’re overwhelmingly sweet and leave remnants everywhere. A graham cracker wafer, however? That’s a different story. - Creme Betweens
Nice try, but we all see through that disguise. - Strawberry Milkshake Crème Oreo
I secretly want to try these because I have a soft spot for Strawberry Quik. Shhh, don’t tell anyone. - Watermelon Oreo
Remember Watermelon Bubble Yum? It was delightful. A watermelon Oreo could be amazing, but I have my doubts. The green cream? No one eats that part! - White Fudge Covered Oreo
I’ve tried these, and they’re just unnecessary. Coating an Oreo in anything is a crime against perfection. - Chewy Chips Ahoy! Oreo Crème Filled
The punctuation alone in this name is giving me anxiety. Just pass me the Oreo Thins—I’m done.
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In summary, the world of Oreos is filled with odd and perplexing flavors that challenge the very essence of the beloved cookie. While the new thin offerings stirred controversy, they are but a whisper compared to the cacophony of bizarre varieties available today.