Are You Truly a Grammar Enthusiast?

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In today’s world, labeling yourself a grammar enthusiast can feel like wearing a badge of pride. It signals to others that you appreciate the finer details of communication, that you possess a certain sophistication, and that despite the fast-paced nature of modern texting and social media—where people film fireworks on their phones as if they’ll revisit them—you still value meticulous, well-structured conversation.

However, I must confess: I’m not an authentic grammar enthusiast. Like many, I have my own pet peeves—those grammatical blunders in written or spoken language that make me cringe, compelling me to correct strangers or grab a red pen to fix a sign. But if I’m being honest, I only recognize about five to seven specific mistakes in my day-to-day interactions, while the rest largely escape my notice. I attribute this to the gaps in my public education. While I can still recount the Inuit family we studied in grade school and sing every lyric to “Top of the World” by the Carpenters, I struggle to remember what a dependent clause is or the distinctions between “lie” and “lay.” (To be clear, I do work as an editor, so I can claim the “enthusiast” title regarding written language. However, when it comes to correcting others in casual conversation, I’m often oblivious.)

I’m always intrigued by what triggers others’ grammar sensitivities. I’ve been known to experience mild panic when a friend says, “Me and him went to the beach” or when someone uses “myself” instead of “me” in a sentence like, “If you have any questions, you may ask Jim or myself.” Yet, I find that colloquial slip-ups, like friends singing Joan Osborne’s song as “What if God were one of us,” don’t bother me as much. We’re all grammar police in our own ways, but what constitutes an offense varies from person to person.

That’s why I found the chart on “The Anatomy of the Grammar Enthusiast” quite fascinating. It indicates that most grammar lovers are women and that many reside in cities like Chicago and New York. However, I take issue with the claim that grammar enthusiasts universally adore the Oxford comma—calling it the Oxford comma feels unnecessarily pretentious. It’s more accurately referred to as the serial comma, and its usage is as outdated as typing two spaces after a period.

I would gladly engage in a debate regarding what truly defines a grammar enthusiast. I contend that adhering to basic rules doesn’t make one a nerd; it merely indicates proficiency in English. For instance:

  • Avoiding the term “irregardless”
  • Distinguishing between “their,” “there,” and “they’re”
  • Knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re”
  • Recognizing that the “i before e” rule doesn’t apply to “weird”

Perhaps my true passion for grammar lies in my awareness of these distinctions. I find myself wondering which of my friends can differentiate between “which” and “that,” or whether it’s acceptable to end a question with a preposition, as in “What’s it all about?” Maybe most people are simply too preoccupied with their lives to care about minor grammar slip-ups. I wish I could care a little less.

For now, I’ll remind readers that this article has undergone editing by a professional copy editor, so any grammatical inaccuracies are certainly not my responsibility.

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In summary, while many identify as grammar enthusiasts, the reality is that our understanding and attention to grammatical nuances vary greatly. The key is to find a balance between caring for correctness and enjoying the spontaneous nature of language.