- Neon Sweatshirts: These loud relics of ‘80s fashion awkwardly crept into the next decade, much like an unwanted echo from a bygone era. I found them utterly distasteful.
- Distressed Overalls: Alright, I might have slipped into a pair once, but only under the influence of a few too many drinks.
- Plaid Miniskirts with Knee-High Socks: While I have a fondness for Clueless, this combo screamed “naughty schoolgirl” in a manner that felt unsettling to me. I’ve always embraced my identity unapologetically.
- Flannel Shirts: Sure, I was obsessed with Nevermind in my car for a good chunk of 1991 and into 1992, but despite owning a couple of flannels, I never had the courage to wear them out. I’m not a lumberjack, after all.
- Nylon Tracksuits: There were certainly moments of questionable judgment during this decade, particularly in NYC clubs. Yet, even I recognized that sporting a tracksuit was a fashion faux pas.
- Bustiers with Oversized Blazers: I might have steered clear of this look simply because I wasn’t comfortable with my body at the time. Honestly, it’s a stylish ensemble that deserves a second glance.
- Chokers: Okay, I confess—I did rock chokers alongside my slip dresses, preferably the velvet kind. I wouldn’t be surprised if some still linger in my jewelry box, ready for a revival.
Also, I have to admit, scrunchies were my ultimate weakness.
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In summary, while the ‘90s served up some truly bizarre fashion moments, I managed to steer clear of many of the trends that defined the decade.