Recently, I found myself in a heated argument with a friend—one of those messy confrontations where you’re shouting, “Why can’t you LISTEN to me?” while your (soon-to-be ex) friend interrupts and distorts your words to make you seem ridiculous. The shouting escalates, with both of you hurling hurtful comments, and the only way to stop the chaos is for one of you to hang up the phone.
That’s when I came across Ship Your Enemies Glitter, a service that will send a packet of glitter to anyone in the world for just $9.99. I wholeheartedly endorse this concept. In the aftermath of any conflict, nothing quite compares to sending your foe a little packet of what this site charmingly refers to as “the herpes of the craft world.” Instead of slamming down the phone or unfriending them on social media, why not claim victory by ensuring that the scoundrel who wronged you will be cleaning up sparkly chaos from their furniture for months on end?
Ship Your Enemies Glitter includes an anonymous note within the glitter to inform the recipient why they are receiving this delightful surprise—mine might read something like, “I’m sending this because you’re a colossal jerk and we are no longer friends.” For those who struggle to articulate their feelings of anger, this is a clever solution. A glitter bomb is straightforward, poetic, and certainly confrontational, but with a whimsical touch. And let’s be honest, while $9.99 seems steep for glitter, it’s the perfect price for a clever and crafty victory.
To my adversaries, take this as a warning.
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In summary, if you find yourself in an argument and need a creative way to express your frustrations, consider sending glitter. It’s a playful yet pointed method of getting your message across, ensuring that your former friend will remember your point of view for a long time to come.