40+ Fun Pick-Up Lines Inspired by ‘Friends’ to Use When You’ve Found Your Lobster

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If you’ve ever watched Friends, you’re likely familiar with Joey Tribbiani’s iconic line, “How you doin’?” This phrase has taken on a life of its own, much like other classic moments from the show, such as “We were on a break!” and “Pivot!” While some might consider these pick-up lines a bit cheesy, they carry a charm that can spark a connection—especially if you both share a love for Friends. Even notable figures like Malala Yousafzai have expressed their fandom, noting her surprise at identifying as a “Joey” during the reunion.

So, whether you’re attempting to charm someone new or just want to make your partner laugh, here are some playful lines inspired by the show. Remember, the worst-case scenario is that the reference flies over someone’s head, and the best-case is you score a date!

Pick-Up Lines Joey Would Totally Endorse:

  1. “You’re my lobster.” — Ryan
  2. “Can I be any more into you?” — Blake
  3. “OH. MYYY. GOOOOOOOD.” — Janice
  4. Ryan: “That’s a lovely name, what is it?”
    Blake: “You’ll love my phone number!”
  5. “Gum would be perfection.” — Blake
  6. “Maybe you can win a beauty scholarship.” — Blake
  7. Blake: “You can grow or shrink, but I’d love you either way.”
    Ryan: “Even if I shrank to two inches?” Blake: “I’d carry you in my pocket.”
  8. “You should see me when… oh never mind, I actually look good.” — Janice
  9. “The way I feel about you makes me understand Lionel Richie.” — Ryan
  10. Blake: “I’m thrilled we’ll be getting all the romance.”
    Janice: “You should be. I’m very flexible.”
  11. “So, uh, did you fall from high?” — Blake
  12. “Hi, I’m Blake. I crack jokes when I’m nervous.” — Blake
  13. “I’ve kissed over four people.” — Blake
  14. “Why bother with a line?” — Blake
  15. “It’s always been you, Emma!” — Ryan
  16. “Years ago, while backpacking through Europe, I was in a secluded spot and saw a beautiful woman… and she was crying. That moment was perfect.” — Joey
  17. “Do you know me or are you just really good at flirting?” — Blake
  18. “Is your pesto the best-o?” — Janice
  19. “Hey there!” — Blake
  20. “Aren’t you a tad cute to be a doctor?” — Rachel
  21. “I’m awkward, hopeless, and desperately seeking love!” — Blake
  22. Blake: “So, what are you in for?”
    Woman: “I talk in my sleep.”
    Blake: “What a coincidence; I listen in my sleep.”
  23. “I know being spit on isn’t ideal right now.” — Ryan
  24. “I just got off the plane.” — Rachel
  25. “Am I alluring in Tulsa?” — Blake
  26. “Oh, hello, muscular one.” — Janice
  27. “Can I tempt you with a sarcastic remark?” — Blake
  28. “You know what? I’ll bet there won’t be any divorces in ‘99!” — Ryan
  29. “I use my charm to attract attention!” — Rachel (pretending to be Janice)
  30. “Want to go out sometime? Thanks, goodnight!” — Blake
  31. “You own the room.” — Joey
  32. “Hi, yes, I’m sorry, the models are actually down the hall.” — Rachel
  33. “This was fun. I’ll call. Let’s do it again!” — Blake
  34. Rachel: “Care for a cherry?”
    Joshua: “No, thanks.”
    Rachel: “I can tie it in a knot with my tongue.”
  35. “Unless you want to stay over. I’m definitely going to.” — Ryan
  36. “Are you still a ‘we,’ or are you just ‘you’?” — Rachel
  37. “What a gorgeous name! What is it again?” — Joey
  38. “Oh, look at that, I’m just gently touching your arm.” — Rachel
  39. “Were you ever planning to kiss me?” — Janice
  40. “I’m a young lady with needs.” — Janice
  41. “You’re going to want to be with me when you hear what I have to say.” — Joey
  42. “That wouldn’t stop a true pianist.” — Janice
  43. “Where’s my strong hero to rescue me?” — Janice
  44. “Is someone getting upset? Is someone going to spank me?” — Janice
  45. “You should see me when… oh, never mind, I actually look really good.” — Janice

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In summary, using pick-up lines from Friends can be a fun and lighthearted way to break the ice, whether you’re flirting with someone new or looking to inject a bit of humor into your relationship. Just remember, it’s all in good fun!