Special guests Billie Eilish, Kate McKinnon, and Miley Cyrus joined the fun in this sketch where holiday cards magically spring to life, showcasing the oddities of the season.
It’s truly that time of year again—filled with joy, chaos, and a sprinkle of the bizarre. The holiday season often brings stress and peculiarities, especially during classroom parties and when receiving Christmas cards from distant acquaintances who somehow got your address. Saturday Night Live perfectly captured the quirky essence of holiday cards in a sketch that aired on December 11.
In the sketch, Alex Moffat returns home to find his wife, played by Sarah Johnson, proudly displaying the Christmas cards she’s arranged on their fridge. “I put all our holiday cards on the fridge. Looks festive, right?” she asks. As her husband comments on the number of cards they received, each one hilariously comes to life, revealing the thoughts of the senders.
The first card features a stereotypical wealthy white family on a beach, with Mikey Day as the dad. “People like me, your super white, super Christian neighbor, here with my wife and our army of blond children,” he declares. His wife, portrayed by Chloe Fineman, adds, “And yes, this is the seventh Christmas card in a row I’ve been pregnant. I’m never not pregnant.”
Things only get crazier from there. We then meet a flamboyant gay couple, played by Kenan Thompson and Bowen Yang, who humorously discuss their extensive spending on keeping their “rat dog” alive. “As usual, we’re dressed to the nines with our ancient little dog that you can’t believe is still alive,” Yang quips. Thompson elaborates on the “hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical procedures” keeping their pet alive.
Next, Punkie Johnson snaps a card with Miley Cyrus at a restaurant, remarking, “What better way to remind you that I met a celebrity at a restaurant 11 months ago than with my Christmas card?” Kate McKinnon makes a memorable appearance as the lonely middle-aged woman, stating, “Every year my Christmas card is a picture of me on a crazy vacation. Am I a lesbian? A wealthy widow? You don’t care enough to ask your mom, so you’ll never know!”
Billie Eilish shows up in a card as Harper, a former classmate who relishes in her superiority. “What’s new with me? Still a diva, still richer than you, and still married to my handsome yet dull husband who cheats on me,” she says, accompanied by her family in matching plaid pajamas. “And if our matching pajamas don’t make you hate us, flip the card for a braggy list of what our family did this year.” Why do holiday cards often feel like a competition, and why does every family seem to have matching pajamas?
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In summary, the SNL holiday card sketch brilliantly satirizes the absurdities of seasonal greetings, providing laughs and relatable moments for anyone who’s ever felt overwhelmed by the holiday spirit.
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