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The ‘Shrek’ film series is undoubtedly one of the most iconic animated franchises ever created. While it may not be celebrated for profound narratives, Shrek and Donkey form an unexpectedly charming pair that guarantees plenty of laughter. The love story, though unconventional, showcases Shrek and Princess Fiona as an irresistibly quirky couple. Amidst the chaos, humor, and clever nods to adult audiences (we know you get those jokes that fly over the kids’ heads!), Shrek and his eclectic crew of characters are unforgettable.
If you’re like us, you’ve probably turned your kids into passionate Shrek enthusiasts by now. And if you haven’t, it won’t take much to persuade them. This extensive collection of Shrek quotes will help draw them in for movie marathons. Or, if your child dreams of being an ogre, these quotes could spice up their birthday bash. Sometimes, you just need a quick escape from the pressures of the week—Shrek’s lines fit in perfectly. You could say they’re as layered as an onion.
Here’s a selection of the best Shrek quotes from the lovable ogre himself (thank you, Mike Myers), his loyal companion, Princess Fiona, and all the other delightful characters from the land of Far Far Away (yes, we’re looking at you, Gingy).
Shrek Quotes
- “That will suffice, Donkey. That will suffice.”
- “That must be Lord Farquaad’s castle. Do you think he’s compensating for something?”
- “Actually, that would be a giant. Ogres, though? They’re much worse. They’ll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin! They’ll shave your liver and squeeze the jelly from your eyes! It’s quite good on toast.”
- “It’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.”
- “Ogres are like onions.”
- “Hey! I’m not anyone’s messenger boy, alright? I’m a delivery boy.”
- “A stack of freshly made waffles in the forest? Doesn’t that seem a tad suspicious?”
- “Donkey, two things, okay? Shut… up.”
- “What are you doing in my swamp?”
- “Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty; must be high school.”
- “I’ll repay you someday. Unless I can’t find you or forget.”
- “After a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are.”
- “You know what the best part of today was? I got to fall in love with you all over again.”
Donkey Quotes
- “Wow! Let’s do that again!”
- “Only a true friend would be that honest.”
- “Because that’s what friends do: they forgive each other!”
- “This’ll be fun! We’ll stay up late, swapping stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles!”
- “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
- “You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.”
- “Please! I don’t want to go back there. You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak… well, maybe you do, that’s why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!”
- “Oh, Shrek. Don’t worry; it seems bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a hitman to whack you. It’ll be better in the morning. You’ll see.”
Gingerbread Man (aka Gingy) Quotes
- “Eat me!”
- “You’re a monster.”
- “No, not the buttons… not my gumdrop buttons!”
- “Do you know the Muffin Man?”
- “Well, she’s married to the Muffin Man.”
- “It’s ALIVE!”
- “I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears!”
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In summary, the Shrek franchise is a beloved animated series filled with humor, heart, and unforgettable characters. It resonates with audiences of all ages, making it a perfect choice for family fun or a quick laugh.