Oh, joy! The 4th of July is here! Just thinking about my overly intoxicated neighbors attempting to set off fireworks, likely resulting in a trip to the ER, is a real thrill. And let’s not forget my two-year-old who’ll be awake for three nights straight, thanks to the town’s obsession with lighting up the sky. I can already envision being trapped with an overtired toddler for the entire week. Not to mention the kids clamoring to go to a fireworks display, which entails enduring hours of standstill traffic, a single dreadful porta-potty miles away, and ending the night drenched in sweat and mosquito bites. Can. not. wait.
If you’re also feeling a little jaded (okay, completely fed up) with fireworks and our nation’s obsession with blowing things up in the name of “freedom,” take solace in the fact that you’re not alone. Many moms are done with late-night fireworks that disrupt their children’s sleep, terrify their pets, and epitomize the phrase “burning money.”
Why do people insist on lighting fireworks here? It’s always foggy on the 4th! You can’t see a thing; it’s just a noisy waste of cash.
Confession #24886186: Fireworks are legal where I live, and I’m genuinely worried—not for the kids, but for my husband, who might just blow his fingers off.
Confession #25818148: I can’t believe the number of people who film fireworks instead of enjoying the show. The same folks who ruin dark rides at amusement parks with their screens. Seriously, it’s maddening!
Confession #25737811: Fireworks can just go away. I absolutely loathe them.
Confession #25812788: Fireworks are pointless and bring out the worst in people. You can love your country without turning your lawn into a war zone, Carl.
Honestly, this year I can’t pretend to feel patriotic—I’m not a fan of fireworks, but the kids are. So my husband took them to the usual festivities while I indulged in a delicious, uninterrupted meal at a local taco bar. Best. 4th. Ever.
Confession #24884431: Am I a terrible person for refusing to attend fireworks this year? I hate the heat, the bug bites, and my husband’s attitude about the traffic. But the kids are begging to go. No thanks! #BitchofJuly
The sound of fireworks reminds me of bombs and war. I can’t muster any patriotism after two decades of pointless conflict.
Some of us are saying, “Nope, I’m done.” Call me the #BitchofJuly, but I really don’t care.
If it weren’t for the kids, I wouldn’t even consider celebrating today.
Confession #25787682: I absolutely despise fireworks. I can’t wait until the kids are old enough that I won’t have to take them every year.
Confession #24880696: I couldn’t care less about the 4th. Not interested in carnivals, fireworks, or any of it. I’ll just put on a fake smile for their sake.
Then there are those moms who do it for the kids out of guilt, but they’re not enjoying it.
I’m hoping it pours tomorrow so no one can set off fireworks. My baby keeps waking up, and it’s driving me nuts!
Confession #25787604: Fireworks woke my 3-year-old. I will find you.
Confession #25763477: It’s 9:50 PM, and my kids are finally asleep, but I’m exhausted after all the interruptions.
The primary reason moms detest fireworks is that they keep their little ones awake at night. Anything that does that—especially dangerous explosives—makes us furious.
Confession #24880417: My son wants to see fireworks but is scared of loud noises. I hope they get rained out to avoid a meltdown.
Confession #15147487: Took my son to fireworks, and he was terrified. I didn’t know it could be this traumatic.
Confession #7131697: Fireworks give me panic attacks. I deliberately moved to a city where they’re illegal, but my neighbors just don’t care.
Confession #24793839: I loathe the 4th of July. It’s just an excuse for excessive drinking and setting off obnoxiously loud fireworks at all hours.
The kids are scared, we’re scared—what’s the point? I wish people would consider those of us who have pets or PTSD.
Confession #25762601: I’m so over the fireworks that have been going off for days. My dog is terrified, and I hope tonight is the last night.
To my neighbors setting off fireworks illegally: you’re waking my toddler and triggering my dad’s PTSD. I hope you get mildly hurt with those things.
Confession #25838472: The worst thing was legalizing fireworks. Neighbors have been blasting them nightly, keeping my baby awake.
We just want some peace and quiet. Is that too much to ask? We need actual, restful sleep—not just an hour here or there interrupted by what sounds like a meteor crashing into our roof.
Happy 4th of July, everyone! Now, can we all just be quiet?
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In summary, the 4th of July fireworks have become a source of stress and annoyance for many parents, disrupting sleep and creating chaos. While some may enjoy the festivities, others are left longing for peace and quiet.