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For parents with aspiring zoologists at home, having a stash of animal jokes and puns is a must! Whether your child dreams of being a marine biologist one day, a paleontologist the next, or a safari guide afterward, chances are you’ve already gone through your repertoire of animal humor. That’s where we step in! From alligators to owls, dinosaurs to bears, we have a treasure trove of animal jokes, and today, it’s all about zebras.
If your little one is a fan of stripes, dive into our extensive collection of zebra jokes and puns below. Some of these might sound familiar, and that’s because they’re entertaining enough to delight kids yet cheesy enough to fit perfectly into our dad joke anthology. Whether you’re looking to brighten a gloomy day, entertain a restless kid on a long car ride, or lift spirits at work, our jokes are just what you need.
Before we jump into the laughs, here are some intriguing zebra facts you may not know:
- A group of zebras is called a “dazzle.” Isn’t that a dazzling name?
- Zebras are black with white stripes. Did you think it was the other way around?
- There are three species of zebra: Grévy’s zebra, plain zebra, and mountain zebra.
- Just like human fingerprints, each zebra has a unique stripe pattern.
- Zebras are herbivores. Who knew a plant-based diet could apply to them too?
Zebra Jokes and Puns
- Why do zebras have stripes? Because they don’t want to be spotted.
- What side of a zebra has the most stripes? The outside.
- What happened when the leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra? He was spotted.
- What do a zebra and a panda have in common? The answer is pretty black and white.
- Why is it tough to sell a toy zebra? You can never find the barcode.
- What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
- What animal do French women wear to give them support? Zebra.
- Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra? The zebra, because he has so many black belts.
- How do you find a zebra? Look under zeshirt.
- What do zebras have that no other animal has? Baby zebras.
- What do the penguins get for their lunch at the zoo? Half an hour, same as the zebras.
- Which animal is the oldest? Zebras, because they are still in black and white.
- What did the zebra say before leaving? I’ll be white black.
- Why didn’t the donkey cross the road? Because he saw what happened to the zebra.
- My zebra is a terrible ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
- All these years of tech advances, and I still haven’t seen a color photo of a panda or a zebra.
- A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
- I told a friend I thought his pet zebra was fake. He said, “Well spotted.”
- Got a pet zebra and didn’t realize how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
- The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals, so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.
- Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
- Zebras aren’t fans of coloring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
- I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a zebra, you’ve seen a maul.
- A zebra said to a lion, “Let’s swap roles for a while.” The lion said, “I’m game!”
- People can say that zebras are carnivores, but they’d be lion.
- A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the students says, “five zebras and a lion.”
- Two male zebras in the zoo started making music. They’re called the Zbruhs.
- What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe? Zoo Kids On The Block!
- What is black, white, and calm all over? A zenbra.
- How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house? With a key, brah!
- What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack? Ze brains!
- What did the zebra tell the vet at his sick visit? “I’m feeling a little horse.”
- What do you call a young, unruly zebra? A zebrat!
- What is black and white and bouncy all over? A zebra on a trampoline.
- A zebra does not change its spots.
- I wonder how fast a zebra has to run before it looks gray.
- What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra!
- What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape-man? Tarzan with stripes.
- What is black and white with red dots? A zebra with chickenpox.
- What’s the difference between a zebra and a horse? A zebra has its pajamas on.
- What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
- What’s black and white and blue? A sad zebra.
- What does a zebra look like? A horse behind bars.
- What do you call a zebra who joined a fraternity? A zebro.
- Please help me find my lost horse, Black Beauty. The horse was last seen near the white fence I was repainting. Side note, is anyone missing a zebra?
- Two donkeys are standing at an intersection. One asks the other, “Should we cross?” The other donkey shakes his head, looking at the crosswalk. “No way, look at what happened to that zebra.”
- When is the best time to eat a zebra? When it’s stripened.
- Why wouldn’t you ask the zebra for music advice? Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
- What do you call a zebra lost at sea? A seabra.
- I finally finished reading the dictionary the other day. Spoiler alert… the zebra did it.
- What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra? Two streets further away.
- Why do all zebras wear glasses? Cause they can’t ze-brah.
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Summary
This playful collection of zebra jokes and puns is perfect for parents looking to entertain their little ones or share a laugh at work. With fascinating zebra facts included, this post brings humor and education together, ensuring fun for the whole family.