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As vaccinations roll out and many states in the U.S. inch closer to full reopening, a wave of individuals claiming they’ve been in quarantine for the entire year has emerged. Phrases like “I literally haven’t gone outside in a year” and “I haven’t seen anyone outside my family since March 2020!” have become common. Comedian Amy Johnson addresses this humorous contradiction in a hilarious video where she calls out those who are “claiming” they’ve been cooped up when she knows full well they’ve been socializing in pandemic “pods” that resemble small classrooms.
In her video, Amy humorously mimics the refrain of those who have exaggerated their isolation. “You don’t understand, I haven’t seen anyone in like, two years, this is my first time leaving my house,” she says, poking fun at the growing trend. When she questions herself about getting a manicure, she playfully responds, “Yeah, but it’s crazy I was like crying for someone to touch me because I haven’t left my house in at least a year, maybe nine months.”
As the conversation continues, Amy addresses her attendance at a kid’s birthday party, insisting, “Yes, but that’s a kid’s party and it’s just 26 people, that’s our pod.” When reminded of a cruise she took, she insists, “We did go on a Carnival Cruise, but those people are in our pod, honestly, I haven’t left my house.”
Fans resonated with her observations, commenting on the accuracy of her satire. One wrote, “I know people who would name dozens of others who were in their ‘pod’ through this whole thing,” while another said, “This is my family. They really believe they haven’t been out in a year, yet they constantly do things… it’s weird.”
At the beginning of the pandemic, Amy and her family isolated in a cottage on Martha’s Vineyard, even hosting a cooking show. While she enjoyed that experience, Amy has expressed that she misses performing stand-up comedy. In a May 2020 interview, she voiced her uncertainty about how comedy clubs would operate under social distancing guidelines. “It will take a while. Are we going to open it up and people are going to wear bandannas over their mouths so you can’t even hear a laugh?” she pondered.
Despite the challenges, as long as Amy has her social media presence and continues producing entertaining content, audiences will remain engaged.
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In summary, Amy Johnson humorously critiques those who exaggerate their pandemic isolation experiences, showcasing the absurdity of such claims in her signature comedic style.