In an unexpected twist, Prince Henry has been named the “world’s most attractive bald man,” and fans of the beloved Stanley Tucci are not having it. Respectfully, many are calling for a recount—this time, without any influence from the royal family.
There are moments when one must take a stand, whether it’s dressing up your pet or questioning a viral poll. In 2021, it seems we must contest the assertion that Prince Henry, yes that Prince Henry, holds the title of “world’s most attractive bald man.” According to a recent Google study, researchers examined how often Prince Henry has been labeled as “attractive” across various blogs and articles, tallying up an astonishing 17.6 million mentions. In stark contrast, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson was only mentioned 2.6 million times.
Clearly, there needs to be a thorough investigation into the data from the royal household—because how could they overlook the likes of:
- Dwayne Johnson
- Vin Diesel
- Taye Diggs
- Jason Statham
- J.K. Simmons
- Pitbull
- Common
- Ben Kingsley
- Patrick Stewart
- And of course, Stanley Tucci.
Not today, say Tucci’s supporters. Not on the internet’s watch. They firmly believe Prince Henry doesn’t hold a candle to the charming Tucci. “Stanley Tucci, I will stand up for you,” one fan tweeted, while another remarked, “C’mon, people. Even as a straight man, I can’t agree with this—NOT while Stanley Tucci is in the game.”
Stanley Tucci continues to captivate audiences, especially with his recent show on CNN, Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy. As one fan beautifully put it, “Italy is stunning. The food is divine. And let’s not forget, Stanley Tucci is also quite handsome… he gazes at wheels of cheese and spirals of pasta like they’re objects of desire.”
Some social media users believe that the PR team behind the royal family has missed the mark with this title. “I don’t mean to be harsh, but it seems Buckingham Palace’s PR team is a bit lost,” one observant Twitter user noted.
The tweets defending Tucci are a delight. “I’m not going to amplify that ridiculous Prince Henry/sexy/bald men survey, but I’d like to introduce the voters to Stanley Tucci, Mike Coulter, and the entire cast of Fast & Furious. No royal figure is cracking the top 100,” wrote another. “This shark is also sexier than Prince Henry,” one person quipped humorously.
One Twitter user found the claim that Prince Henry is the world’s most attractive bald man utterly laughable. “Whoever cooked the numbers for that poll needs to be held accountable—Prince Henry is about as sexy as a soggy mushroom. There are plenty who are way more attractive,” they wrote.
In a world full of disagreements, it’s refreshing to find common ground in our collective admiration for Stanley Tucci.
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