Raising teenagers can be quite a challenge. As they grow, they become more aware of how “out of touch” we can seem. Conversations with them might feel like navigating a minefield, and those classic dad jokes that once got a chuckle now just earn us eye rolls. But don’t lose hope! A good joke might just crack a smile or even a laugh from your moody teen.
Recent studies show that while brain development is significant in early childhood, it continues to evolve during adolescence. This means teens have a lot going on in their heads, and giving them space to explore their independence can strengthen your relationship in the long run. So, while you’re at it, don’t hesitate to keep tossing out those one-liners they pretend not to enjoy.
Here’s a collection of teen-friendly jokes that might just do the trick:
- What type of fighter never uses his fists? A food fighter.
- Some kids offered me $20 to hang out. Turns out it was just clique bait.
- How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
- How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
- What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way? R2-Detour.
- What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea.
- What did the teen say when he walked into school? “Ouch!”
- What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- Why did the high school girl only answer questions one, three, five, and seven on her exam? Because she literally can’t even.
- Why do pimples make terrible prisoners? They keep breaking out.
- What starts with E, ends with E, and has one letter? An envelope.
- I think my algebra teacher is a pirate. All she wants is to find X!
- Do you know where the word “studying” comes from? Students-dying.
- What did the French teacher say? I don’t know; I couldn’t understand her.
- Why was the math book sad? He had too many problems.
- Are you free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive. Sorry.
- What do you call security guards outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
- How do Minecraft players celebrate? They throw block parties!
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? It has a silent pee.
- What do you call high school kids who couldn’t go to school due to COVID-19? Quaranteens.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s OK; he woke up.
- How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
- Why did the selfie go to prison? It was framed.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
- What do a judge and an English teacher have in common? Sentences — lots of them.
- Why can’t a T. rex clap? They’re extinct.
- My high school bully still takes my lunch money, but at least he makes great fries.
- If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.
- What do pre-teen ducks hate? Voice quacks.
- Why did the student eat her homework? Her teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- How do you know you’re desperate for answers? You look at the second page of Google search results.
- Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.
- I couldn’t figure out why the baseball was getting bigger… then it hit me.
- What is red, orange, and full of disappointment? High school pizza.
- Five years ago, I asked my high school crush out. Today, I proposed — she said no both times.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- What can’t you have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
- What is 47 + 11 + 82 + 161 + 99 + 5? A headache.
- What do you call a 60-year-old who hasn’t hit puberty? A late boomer.
- What do you call U.S. college students taking a stroll? The walking debt.
- What’s a crocodile’s favorite app? Snap!
- What is a cow without a map? Udderly lost.
- What kind of key can never unlock a door? A monkey.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato? Mashed potato.
- What did the punching bag say to the boxer? “Hit me baby one more time.”
- What do you call a vegan post-punk band? Soy Division.
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In summary, connecting with your teen might just take a good joke or two. These light-hearted puns and quips can break the ice and bring some laughter into your home.