These well-endowed moms are ready to share their stories — both figuratively and literally.
Big breasts. Sometimes they’re a source of pride, but other times, they can be a real hassle. Everyone may adore them, but that doesn’t mean you do. There are days when all you want is to wear a cute bra that doesn’t look like it belongs to a retirement home. Moms are stepping into the Confessional to recount their experiences with the challenges of living with ample assets. The good, the bad, and the downright ugly — their stories overflow.
Confessions from Busty Moms
Confessional #25787134: “I love my big breasts, but they are the only reason I’m considered overweight!”
Confessional #25771841: “I barely knew I was pregnant, but my already sizable breasts grew even larger! They are heavy and nothing fits… not due to my bump, but because of them. I’m seriously considering reduction surgery.”
Confessional #25756566: “Who else was caught off guard by how quickly pregnancy boobs can balloon in size?”
Confessional #24074128: “After nursing three kids, I finally told my husband I want a breast augmentation. To my surprise, he was supportive and actually likes big breasts. Who knew after 20 years together?”
Confessional #23413915: “I have a curvy figure — big breasts, small waist, and wide hips — and while it attracts men, I wish someone would appreciate me for my personality. I feel so lonely.”
Confessional #22435611: “I feel offended that most guys are only into big breasts. They don’t do anything other than cause back pain and create issues with clothing.”
Confessional #22063348: “Having large breasts means constant back pain. I can’t wait for a reduction, but part of me knows I’ll miss them.”
Confessional #21593463: “Finding clothes that zip is nearly impossible. I feel huge because of my breasts.”
Confessional #19822288: “If a man only values you for your breast size, it’s time to move on!”
Confessional #11002551: “My big boobs are like extra hands! I can easily carry my phone under them while multitasking at home.”
Confessional #1746294: “On road trips, my ample assets even allowed me to feed my baby without stopping!”
Confessional #5720726: “Every day I apply deodorant under my breasts to avoid rashes. Big breasts can be a hassle.”
Confessional #1606894: “After getting implants, I now deal with an unfortunate side effect: zits in my cleavage.”
Confessional #4133726: “I love showing off my cleavage, and my husband enjoys the attention I get from other guys.”
Confessional #1788595: “I lost 45 pounds, but it was tough to see myself tagged in a photo looking bigger than I am.”
Confessional #1742773: “I finally bought a bathing suit to flaunt my breasts, but I’m scared I’ll back out and return it. I’m not getting any younger.”
*taps megaphone* Wear that bathing suit! All bodies deserve to show off!
While big breasts can be a challenge when it comes to clothing and comfort, they can also have their advantages. Unfortunately, dealing with societal expectations and the fashion industry can be frustrating. It’s important to remember that feeling annoyed is okay, but so is loving your body just as it is — every buxom, curvy, and beautiful part.
For more perspectives on motherhood and body image, check out this other blog post and learn more about fertility from an authoritative source like this one. Also, be sure to explore this excellent resource for pregnancy and home insemination: Cleveland Clinic’s podcast.