It used to be that pandemics were just stories in books, moments we could easily dismiss after sipping our overpriced coffee and neglecting proper hygiene. But those carefree days are long gone. The Coronavirus has arrived, and it’s here to stay. We are currently navigating a serious global health emergency, and it’s imperative we adapt our behaviors without delay. While the news can feel overwhelming, let’s shift our attention to some practical adjustments that can help us manage this situation without succumbing to panic.
Stop the Frenzied Shopping
Have your kids ever tried chickpeas? Mine won’t even touch a fresh carrot, so stocking up on endless cans of gourmet beans seems a bit unrealistic. So let’s stick to sensible shopping choices, okay, Jessica? Maybe toss in a few cans of decent chili instead of hoarding 75 rolls of toilet paper. Consider the elderly who are struggling to find basic necessities after visiting multiple stores. They shouldn’t have to wait behind someone with an overflowing cart of canned fish when they’re just looking for one roll. Aim for a month’s supply of essentials for your family and pets, but don’t go overboard. And don’t forget to order any necessary prescriptions early. Keeping contact info for medical centers handy and checking in on vulnerable friends and family is far more useful than stockpiling toilet paper. Remember, no heroic zombie fighter ever risked their life for three-ply tissue rolls.
Embrace the Bowing Trend
At a recent school gathering, someone reached out to shake my hand and I froze. I wasn’t comfortable with it, but it felt impolite to decline. Guess what? Being polite is out, and bowing is in! Whether it’s an elbow bump, a foot tap, or even a funky hip bump, let’s avoid skin contact for now. So, if we cross paths again, be ready for a bow! For the time being, FaceTime is my go-to for socializing.
Turn Handwashing into a Fun Activity
My kids are notorious for their lackluster handwashing habits. I’m constantly sending them back to do it right. The only thing that’s made a difference? The Backstreet Boys. Yes, “I Want It That Way” is the perfect tune to keep everyone washing their hands long enough. If you’re a fan of throwback hits, consider these classics with catchy choruses that can help extend handwashing time: “Africa” by Toto—because if you’re stuck at home, you might as well teach geography; “Hit Me Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears—challenge yourself not to sing along; and “Raspberry Beret” by Prince—perfect for those days working in comfy pants. Just remember to cover your camera before those video calls!
Prioritize Facts Over Fear
This is serious, folks. Think about the elderly and those among us who might have underlying health issues we aren’t aware of. Our actions have consequences, and now is the time to heed expert advice and take precautions seriously. And Karen, while you’re crafting your homemade hand sanitizer (which, by the way, soap is more effective), let’s keep the racism out of it. Stay safe and take care of each other!
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In summary, amid the chaos caused by the Coronavirus, we must adapt our behaviors and focus on practical solutions to navigate this challenging time. From responsible shopping to creative handwashing, let’s prioritize safety and community.