Updated: Dec. 8, 2020
Originally Published: Feb. 27, 2020
Whether you’re a beer enthusiast or know someone who is, there’s nothing quite like cracking open a chilly beer after a long day. With countless new microbreweries emerging, there’s a world of flavors to explore. Beer is a timeless beverage, with archaeological findings of it dating back over 5,400 years in what is now Iran. It’s even inspired a multitude of amusing beer-related humor. So, whether you prefer a classic lager or a rich stout, here are 101 quotes about beer to share at your next gathering.
- “Drinking beer is simple. Wrecking a hotel room is simple. But living a Christian life? Now that’s a real challenge.” — Alex Morgan
- “Some folks crave champagne and caviar when they should really be enjoying beer and hot dogs.” — Daniel Webster
- “Throughout history, humans have sought some physical comfort to cope with life’s difficulties—be it wine, beer, or other substances.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
- “I feel more connected to the feminine side of humanity than to the stereotypical male. Just watch any beer advertisement for proof.” — Kurt Cobain
- “Europeans take discussions more seriously, believing that a beer party is a fine venue for intellectual debate.” — Richard P. Feynman
- “After a long, hot trek, you’ll quickly understand why beer was invented.” — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- “To truly be a nation, you need a beer and an airline. Having a football team or nuclear arms helps, but beer is essential.” — Frank Zappa
- “Not all chemicals are harmful. Without hydrogen and oxygen, we wouldn’t have water—the key ingredient in beer.” — Dave Barry
- “I was at a bar, sipping a beer, and I realized my shirt was getting soaked.” — Emo Philips
- “Beer is simply the best drink in existence.” — Jack Nicholson
- “I never stopped at just one beer; if I bought a six-pack, I finished it all. It’s important to know your limits. I haven’t had a drink in over a decade.” — Samuel L. Jackson
- “I’m an old-fashioned guy; I dream of being an elderly man with a beer belly, relaxing on a porch by a lake.” — Johnny Depp
- “Nothing beats a day on the golf course or a boat trip with friends, grilling lobsters and sipping ice-cold beer—that’s bliss.” — Bernie Mac
- “I experimented with beer in my hair once, hoping it would give me smooth curls.” — Amelia Johnson
- “People think I live a glamorous life, but I’m just a dork who enjoys beer, football, and hanging out with my dog.” — Sophia Bush
- “I have no respect for societal norms, except when it comes to making roads safer and beer stronger.” — Brendan Behan
- “While I’m in public, I’m ‘Mr. Prime Minister.’ But when I’m with friends, just call me ‘Justin’ and let’s enjoy a beer.” — Justin Thompson
- “I have never tasted beer.” — Mike Harper
- “Being a kid on set is odd; while others nap and drink beer, I have to hit the books.” — Natalie Portman
- “I want to be seen as a normal guy who occasionally enjoys a beer while doing everyday chores.” — Chris Hadfield
- “I enjoy beer, but I’ve recently switched to non-alcoholic options that still taste great.” — Mike Dawson
- “I’ve only loved a beer bottle and my reflection.” — Sid Vicious
- “If I had my choice, I’d prefer camping over a fancy hotel; my friends just want to share a beer.” — Travis Fimmel
- “My idea of fitness is whiskey rather than beer.” — Travis Fimmel
- “As a child, I would joke with my mom while she held my beer.” — Les Dawson
- “Though I wasn’t truly an alcoholic, I realized I needed to cut back on my drinking habits.” — John Denver
- “I keep my street cred by hanging out with the youth and sharing a beer with them.” — Kid Rock
- “I have a beer belly.” — Clara Turlington
- “Many great historical figures were likely only interested in beer, not power.” — A. J. P. Taylor
- “Studies show that older adults who drink beer or wine regularly have stronger bones—after all, they have more falls.” — Jay Leno
- “Polish culture blends humor and strength, much like their love for beer, which they enjoy even with a hint of sweetness.” — Antoni Porowski
- “If you’re going to throw beer bottles, at least make sure they’re full!” — Dave Mustaine
- “I look like the kind of guy who enjoys a beer.” — Charles Bronson
- “There are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case—what a coincidence!” — Unknown
- “It’s great performing in America, where I don’t have to dodge beer cans while singing.” — Joe Strummer
- “I enjoy indulging in cheat meals and sharing beers with friends; it’s all about balance.” — Thomas Rhett
- “God’s voice is as warm and rich as beer.” — Anne Sexton
- “I consider myself a beer expert.” — Eric Bischoff
- “I have a deep respect for beer.” — Russell Crowe
- “During the making of ‘Superbad,’ I lived like a frat guy, enjoying beer and pizza.” — Jonah Hill
- “With rising costs, many can no longer afford to unwind with a beer after work.” — Terry McAuliffe
- “People thought I’d gain a beer belly after retiring, but I work out regularly to maintain my physique.” — Donald Driver
- “Covering the Olympics can be quite unhealthy for journalists, living off cheap beer and snacks while they report on peak athletes.” — Mary Pilon
- “I prefer my beer less carbonated; it’s just not my style.” — Dylan Sprouse
- “I want to enjoy a simple day of tailgating, drinking beer, and relaxing in nature.” — Ronda Rousey
- “I have expensive tastes but am on a tight budget, with champagne dreams on a beer budget.” — Nico Santos
- “I lose myself in simple pleasures—like a great cheeseburger, fries, and a cold beer.” — Channing Tatum
- “Beer proves that God wants us to be happy.” — Benjamin Franklin (often misquoted, as he referred to wine)
- “The inventor of beer was truly wise.” — Plato
- “A fine beer can be evaluated with just a sip, but it’s wise to be certain.” — Czech Proverb
- “Alright, mind. We’re not fond of each other, but let’s work together so I can get back to numbing you with beer.” — Homer Simpson
- “For a quart of ale is fit for royalty.” — William Shakespeare
- “Without a doubt, beer is one of humanity’s greatest inventions. Sure, the wheel was handy, but it doesn’t pair as well with pizza.” — Dave Barry
- “Give me a woman who loves beer, and I’ll conquer the world.” — Kaiser Wilhelm
- “I pity those who don’t drink; their mornings are as good as it gets.” — Frank Sinatra
- “Time is irrelevant when I have ale in hand.” — Edgar Allan Poe
- “Ensure that beer is sent to the troops before anyone else gets a drop.” — Sir Winston Churchill
- “I drink, and I know things.” — Tyrion Lannister
- “Beer, when consumed moderately, can uplift the spirit and promote health.” — Thomas Jefferson
- “Scientists say beer has health benefits for the liver; oh wait, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant the Irish!” — Tina Fey
- “Instead of water, we have beer—a lumberjack’s drink that acclimates you to nature.” — Henry David Thoreau
- “When I pass, I want to be buried in a barrel of beer, served in all Dublin pubs. Will they know it was me?” — J.P. Donleavy
- “Isn’t beer the drink of sincerity, dispelling all pretense?” — Milan Kundera
- “Beer is intellectual; it’s unfortunate that so many fools drink it.” — Ray Bradbury
- “Stick with the beer; it’s like continuous blood, a constant love.” — Charles Bukowski
- “A man who lies about beer makes enemies.” — Stephen King
- “Whoever drinks beer will sleep soundly; those who sleep well do not sin, and those who do not sin will enter heaven. So, let’s drink beer!” — Martin Luther
- “I trust the people; if given the facts, they will meet any crisis. The key is to give them the truth and beer.” — Abraham Lincoln
- “An ancient Celtic saying goes, ‘Good people drink good beer.’ This remains true today.” — Unknown
- “Beer is the ultimate social lubricant. It brings people together.” — Unknown
- “There’s nothing like a cold beer on a hot day.” — Unknown
- “Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” — Unknown
- “A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.” — Unknown
- “Life is too short to drink bad beer.” — Unknown
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Benjamin Franklin (misattributed)
- “I can’t imagine a world without beer!” — Unknown
- “The best beers are made by those who love what they do.” — Unknown
- “There’s a special bond that forms over a shared beer.” — Unknown
- “Beer is a celebration of life.” — Unknown
- “Good friends, good beer, good times.” — Unknown
- “In beer, there’s freedom.” — Unknown
- “Cheers to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we won’t forget.” — Unknown
- “Beer: because adulting is hard.” — Unknown
- “A beer a day keeps the doctor away.” — Unknown
- “Life is too short for light beer.” — Unknown
- “Happiness is a cold beer on a hot day.” — Unknown
- “I enjoy my beer cold and my friends close.” — Unknown
- “Beer is the universal language of friendship.” — Unknown
- “When in doubt, drink beer.” — Unknown
- “Beer is the nectar of the gods.” — Unknown
- “Raise your glass to good times and great friends.” — Unknown
- “Beer: the liquid bread.” — Unknown
- “The best conversations happen over a pint.” — Unknown
- “Life is brewtiful.” — Unknown
- “Every beer is a story waiting to be told.” — Unknown
- “A good beer is like a hug in a mug.” — Unknown
- “Beer is not just a drink; it’s an experience.” — Unknown
- “The best things in life are brewed.” — Unknown
- “Beer is a symbol of friendship and fun.” — Unknown
- “Let’s raise a glass to the good life!” — Unknown
- “Beer is the answer; I just don’t remember the question.” — Unknown
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In summary, beer has been a beloved beverage throughout history, inspiring countless quotes and humor. Whether enjoyed casually or celebrated for its cultural significance, beer remains a staple in social gatherings, embodying camaraderie and joy.