The holiday season is upon us, and with it comes the pressure of finding the perfect gifts for those we cherish. But don’t worry! Madge the Vag is here to help you find something special for everyone on your shopping list.
Feltmelons Vaginament
If you’re in search of a truly unique gift, consider the handmade Vaginament from Feltmelons on Etsy. These charming labia ornaments are carefully hand-stitched, lightweight, and come in an array of colors and sizes—just like Mother Nature intended. Each one includes a delightful 9mm bell that jingles merrily. For prices starting at $18, these Vaginaments are destined to become cherished family keepsakes passed down through the years. Check them out at Feltmelons on Etsy.
New plusOne Air Pulsing Arouser
The holiday hustle can be overwhelming, but the NEW plusOne air pulsing arouser is here to help ease the stress. This cute, handheld device features five intensity levels and unique air pressure waves that create a delightful sucking sensation on the clitoris. It’s like a little tornado for your twat! Plus, its silicone body is waterproof for shower time fun. With a rechargeable lithium-ion battery and USB cable included, charging it is a breeze. At just $35, it makes a fabulous gift for a frazzled sister or as a fun addition to a grab-bag at work. Find it on Walmart.
Thinx Period Panties
Not only is it the season for giving, but it’s also that time of the month! THINX period panties are a sustainable alternative to traditional period products. Made from reusable cotton, these leak-resistant and odor-controlling panties come in various styles, from boy shorts to thongs. They’re easy to clean—simply rinse, wash, and hang to dry. Starting at $64 for Saver Sets, these are the gifts that keep on giving. Discover more at THINX.
Lady Suite Beauty Rejuvenating Botanical Oil for Intimate Skin
For those who prefer a well-groomed look, the Lady Suite Beauty Rejuvenating Botanical Oil for Intimate Skin is a thoughtful choice. This oil hydrates and nourishes your vulva, perfect for friends who enjoy shaving, waxing, or laser treatments. Each 1oz bottle is packed with a beneficial blend of organic and naturally-derived botanical oils designed to brighten, smooth, and calm your intimate skin. Available conveniently through the Scary Mommy store, it’s a delightful addition to any self-care routine.
Pharmacy Gift Certificate
Why not give the gift of convenience? A pharmacy gift card can cover essentials like birth control. In 12 states, pharmacists can prescribe contraceptives directly, saving time and hassle at the doctor’s office. Nothing expresses love quite like stress-free intimacy. For more information on state policies, check out Free the Pill.
No matter who you’re shopping for this year, Madge’s curated picks are sure to impress. Happy Holidays!
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Summary
The 2019 Madge The Vag Holiday Gift Guide features unique and thoughtful gifts perfect for the holiday season. From handmade ornaments and intimate wellness products to sustainable period solutions and pharmacy gift cards, there’s something for everyone. These selections aim to spread joy and comfort, making your gift-giving experience memorable.