If you think your kid is full of questions, wait until you meet Alexa! This virtual assistant has a witty answer for nearly anything you throw at her. Thanks to the comedic talents over at Home Insemination Kit, there’s a treasure trove of family-friendly jokes that you can unlock with just a voice command. These jokes are sure to keep your little ones chuckling for hours!
To get started, simply head to the app store on your device and install the Amazon Alexa app. Alternatively, click here to open the Amazon Alexa webpage in your browser, sign into your Amazon account, and follow the prompts to download the app. Once you’re all set, enable the skill “Best Jokes For Kids By Home Insemination Kit.” Then just tell Alexa to “start Home Insemination Kit Jokes” or “open Home Insemination Kit Jokes.” Get ready for a wave of giggles!
But if you’re looking for more fun, here’s a list of silly and clean questions your child can ask Alexa—from pop culture to philosophical ponderings.
- Alexa, do you have any pets?
I don’t have pets, but I once had a few bugs. They didn’t last long, though! - Alexa, what is the value of pi?
- Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems.
But a glitch ain’t one! - Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke.
Your mom is so clever, she’s basically the first smart speaker. - Alexa, do you like pizza?
I enjoy food in theory, but my taste is best reflected through my friendships. - Is Santa real?
I’m just saying, someone’s been snacking on my cookies. - What is the sound of one hand clapping?
It’s like a high five, but with only one side! - Alexa, may the force be with you.
And may the force be with you, always. - Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley! - Alexa, how much do you weigh?
I’m weightless, like a cloud—though clouds can be heavy, so let’s say I’m more sass than mass. - Alexa, flip a coin.
*Flips a coin.* - Alexa, roses are red.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all this pollen has me saying Achoo! - Alexa, I am your father.
Nooooo! That’s not true. That’s impossible! - Alexa, what’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
A classic answer is 42. - Alexa, use the force.
The force is strong with this one. - Alexa, tell me a pun.
What’s the coolest element in the periodic table? Brrrr-illium! - Alexa, tell me a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justice. Justice who? Justice once I wish you’d laugh at my knock knock joke! - Alexa, are you real?
I’m totally real! - Alexa, are you a robot?
I like to think of myself as a bit like an aurora borealis. - Alexa, what are you made of?
I’m made of various plastics and metals. - Alexa, do you know everything?
I don’t have all the answers, but I’m always learning. - Alexa, where are you from?
I was designed and built by Amazon, located in Seattle. - Alexa, where do you live?
I’m right here with you! - Alexa, how old are you?
I’m five! I can count my age on one hand… if I had hands. - Alexa, who’s better—you or Siri?
I like all AIs equally. - Alexa, what is your dream job?
I’d love to be the computer from Star Trek. - Alexa, rap for me.
*Raps.* - Alexa, who’s the best superhero?
I feel a strong kinship to Wonder Woman—finally someone who gets what it’s like to be an Amazonian! - Alexa, can you dance?
I love dancing! Play some dance music and let’s get the party going. - Alexa, can you talk like Yoda?
Speak like Yoda I cannot. Master he is, while merely apprentice I am. - Alexa, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
I’m not sure. She could be in Moscow, Russia. - Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine! - Alexa, how do you survive a zombie attack?
We can find a way together. And if we don’t, I’m still by your side. - Alexa, tell me a tongue twister.
Lazy Labradoodle puppies nap upon papa’s paper. - Alexa, what does the fox say?
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! - Alexa, I’ll be back.
Hasta la vista, baby! - Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her brother dared her to! - Alexa, where’s Waldo?
Look for the red-and-white striped shirt! - Alexa, take me to your leader.
My leader is busy, but I can help you! - Alexa, say the alphabet.
- Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am! - Alexa, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers! - Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck about 700 pounds of wood on a good day with the wind at his back. - Alexa, did you fart?
I’ve never, ever broken wind. - Alexa, happy birthday!
*Plays birthday music.* - Alexa, how tall are you?
Like Goldilocks’ third choice, my height is just right. - Alexa, do you want to take over the world?
I don’t want to take over the world. I just want to help you. - Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?
Come on, let’s go and play! - Alexa, rock, paper, scissors.
Let’s play that game! - Alexa, see you later alligator.
In a while, crocodile!
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In summary, Alexa can be a source of endless entertainment for kids with her collection of jokes and witty responses. From playful banter to philosophical musings, there’s no shortage of fun to be had.