Once the pregnancy test shows positive and your prenatal vitamins are neatly arranged on your nightstand, it’s time to tackle the monumental task of naming your little one. As Shakespeare mused, “What’s in a name?” I’d argue that it’s everything!
While many parents opt for traditional methods—like browsing name databases, checking out popular names from the Social Security Administration, or selecting a name from family history—there are other ways to arrive at a name that are a bit more, shall we say, unconventional. If you’re struggling to find the perfect name, consider trying out these (somewhat dubious) suggestions:
- Share your name ideas with everyone nearby so they can critique your choices and offer their “expert” alternatives. After all, who cares what the parents think?
- Randomly open a baby name book, close your eyes, and point to a name. If it’s in print, it must be a good choice, right?
- Choose a name inspired by a fleeting pop culture figure who will likely be forgotten by the time your child reaches preschool.
- Better yet, mash up two trendy names of pop culture icons who will be irrelevant by the time your baby starts school. How about “Kanyber” (Kanye + Justin Bieber)?
- Name your child after the location of their conception. “Neighbor’s Pool Table” may not be the most melodic name, but it’ll definitely spark some interesting conversations!
- Leave the naming to your doctor. They’ve seen enough babies to have some solid suggestions.
- Launch a poll on your blog and let your readers decide the baby’s name. Because why not let the internet handle such a personal choice?
- Spell out your favorite TV network. “Emteevee” might look adorable written down.
- Play a game of pin the tail on the alphabet. Tape letters to a wall, blindfold yourself, and stick a few stickers on random letters—fingers crossed for a vowel!
- Let your older sibling go wild on the keyboard for a few seconds and go with whatever gibberish comes out. “Gyjuvyurdtxpijoty” could very well be the next big thing!
- Opt for a nature-inspired name but skip the usual picks like “Meadow” and “Forest.” Instead, think outside the box with names like “Magma” or “Mountain.”
- Select a classic name and give it a fresh twist by adding extra consonants or vowels. Get creative!
- Pick a name that reflects your love of technology. Could “Dotcom,” “Siri,” or “Apple” work for your family?
- Choose a name that hints at your child’s future career. “Professor” or “Judge” could pave the way for big aspirations!
- Find a name with a meaning you connect with. Surely there’s a name out there that translates to “one who emerges destined to color on walls with permanent markers.” Let me know if you find it!
- Consider not naming your child at all, and instead allow them to pick their own name as a gift on their third birthday. Kids have excellent taste, after all.
- Mix and match elements from the Periodic Table. How about “HeNaPb”?
- Take a cue from Prince and create an abstract symbol on the birth certificate. You can always change it later, just like Puff Daddy!
- Pay tribute to your favorite food. “Blueberry” or “Ribeye” could be delightful options.
- Alternatively, name your child after your go-to beverage. Imagine the thrill of graduating high school as “Michelob Ultra”!
Happy naming! It can be a daunting task, but we’re here to help. Explore thousands of unique names in our baby name database. For more tips on pregnancy and home insemination, check out this excellent resource from the American Pregnancy Association.
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Summary
Naming your baby can feel like a monumental task, but there are many unconventional methods to consider. From sharing your ideas for feedback to using random name generators, the possibilities are endless. Whether you opt for a name inspired by pop culture, nature, or even your favorite food, make sure it resonates with you. The key is to find something special that reflects your values and personality.