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When I say, “You look amazing,” the appropriate reply is always “Thank you.” Let’s skip the need for me to ask for compliments.
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If you borrow my car and return it with an empty gas tank, it’s a clear sign we need to have a serious discussion.
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Finishing the last Diet Coke without replenishing my supply is just as bad as me running your beer stash dry.
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Yelling at the TV during the Big Game while I’m trying to connect with you doesn’t count as quality time.
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It’s not feasible for me to maintain my pre-wedding weight while indulging in hearty dinners with you every night.
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I know you dislike my music taste on my iPod. That’s precisely why it’s called an “I” Pod.
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Water and other beverages can also quench your thirst – surprise!
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Just because you’re a man doesn’t mean you’re a car mechanic. Please take my vehicle to a professional.
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Tossing all my delicate clothing into the dryer on high heat isn’t “helping with the laundry.”
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There is no religious mandate preventing you from placing the new toilet paper roll on the holder instead of on the counter.
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Cranking up the surround sound in a small space is not “awesome.” It’s simply too loud.
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Saying I look “fine” is not a compliment; it translates to “boring” in our language. Next time you ask about my experience, my answer may just be “it was fine.”
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After a couple of nudges and a swift kick, if you’re still snoring, I’m moving to the guest room. I still love you, though.
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A sports bar filled with wings and multiple TVs will never be my idea of a perfect date night. I’ll choose the next venue. Think wine, no TVs.
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Even though we’ve shared a toothbrush occasionally, drinking milk straight from the carton is a no-go for me. Please use a glass, which can be found in the left cabinet of the fridge.
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Thong underwear can feel like dental floss, and 4-inch heels are as comfortable as ballet shoes. You can try wearing them!
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Just pulling the duvet over the crumpled sheets doesn’t count as making the bed.
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The distance from your hand to the sink is about the same as to the dishwasher. So please place your dirty dishes in the dishwasher.
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I will never find ball-and-chain jokes funny in our marriage. Ever.
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If I wear something, it’s because I like it. And if I like it, you should too – yes, even the boyfriend jeans.
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A two-minute back rub followed by an assumption of intimacy is not a proper massage.
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Leaving the toilet seat up is like saying “Not tonight, dear” in female language – it’s a total turn-off.
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Just because I handle the shopping doesn’t mean I’m the only one spending. Those dry-cleaning bills? Yours. The $40 moisturizer? Yours too. If you think we need to cut back, let’s start with you.
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There are many fantastic films that don’t feature car chases, explosions, or aliens. We appreciate comedies and musicals too. If you keep asking, “When does anything happen?” during the movie, we might end up watching in separate rooms.
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Wearing your neon, tie-dyed college t-shirt to dinner with my family or any event we attend together is unacceptable.
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