Membership in various online mothering communities has allowed me to experience a wonderfully supportive network. Questions are met with rapid responses, whether I’m seeking the best local pediatrician or recommendations for grocery stores that offer price matching.
However, certain archetypes frequently emerge in these groups. Here are 14 distinct personalities you’re likely to encounter, some of which you might recognize in yourself.
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The Sales Mom
You might be inquiring about the best auto repair shop when she interjects with a recommendation and skillfully promotes her line of organic skincare products. It seems every topic eventually circles back to essential oils, right? -
The No-Judgment Mom
Starting every post with “No judgment, please…” she might ask where to find the best pastries. What is there to judge in that? Yet, her cautious approach likely stems from past experiences in the groups. -
The Judgmental Mom
Conversely, this mom believes her parenting style is the gold standard and doesn’t hesitate to share her opinions on every post, often leading to the need for the “no judgment” disclaimers. -
The Rule-Conscious Mom
Concerned about violating group rules, she prefaces her questions with “delete if not allowed.” Honestly, who has time to read through the guidelines every time? I’ve definitely been guilty of this too. -
The Google-Phobic Mom
Instead of searching for “kids eat free today,” she asks the group. Perhaps she finds comfort in the collective wisdom of fellow moms rather than searching the internet? -
The Search Engine-Challenged Mom
“I know this has been asked before, but…” is her go-to phrase. A quick search could yield the answers she seeks, yet she persists in asking. -
The ER Wait Time Inquirer
If she’s asking about emergency room wait times, it’s time to head to the hospital. Be prepared for a long stay—bring entertainment for what could be several hours. -
The “Spam Me” Mom
“Spam me with baby names!” she calls out, inviting fellow moms to share suggestions by the dozens. -
The Drama-Seeking Mom
This mom thrives on stirring up conflict and often appears when you least expect it. Brace yourself for potential chaos when she posts. -
The Meme and Video Mom
Bringing humor to the group, she shares relatable memes and videos, usually earning a few laughs, as long as it’s not excessive. -
The Attention-Seeking Mom
When she poses a question, she often accompanies it with an adorable photo of her child, hoping to draw more responses. Cute kids definitely have their advantages! -
The Ailment Duration Inquiry Mom
Her posts usually revolve around the dreaded stomach bug: “My entire family is sick. How long does this last?” I often wonder how she has the energy to post while feeling so poorly. -
The Supportive Mom
Most members of these groups are like her. They offer encouragement, sharing experiences to let others know they’re not alone on this motherhood journey. -
The Advice-Seeker Mom
Ultimately, this is the heart of every online mom group: a space to ask and receive advice, while supporting one another through the ups and downs of motherhood.
What other types of moms have you encountered in your online communities?
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In conclusion, navigating online mom groups reveals a diverse array of personalities, each contributing to the vibrant tapestry of motherhood support.