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You’ll Definitely Want This Enchanting Pillow Right Now
by Emily Carter
Updated: Dec. 7, 2017
Originally Published: Dec. 7, 2017
We need a bunch of these sequined, cheeky pillows!
Sequin “mermaid” pillows are all the rage, but you haven’t truly experienced their magic until you spot one featuring the most fantastic word splashed across the front. Absolutely! These unique pillows with cursing hold concealed sentiments to express how you genuinely feel about socializing during the festive season, but they’re far from ordinary. That’s what makes them so delightful.
While I may not be sophisticated enough to have a guest room or host overnight visitors during the holidays, if I did, these sassy throw pillows would definitely adorn the couch where my guests would relax (I do have two couches—so I’m not entirely unrefined).
This particular version, available through the Etsy shop Snarky Bean, perfectly blends understated sparkle with a brutally honest message for anyone who finds humans a bit exhausting during this time of year.
Absolutely! The sentiment is fantastic, but the journey to uncovering it is just as entertaining. What seems like a simple, glitzy pillow is actually a declaration from the depths of your being to all who enter your space and take a seat on your cushions.
I find this one particularly appealing because “buzz off” to those folks who think December 7th shopping counts as “last-minute holiday shopping.” They really need to see this pillow!
You can also use these pillows to convey the vibe a person brings with them. After all, one doesn’t even need to speak to release a negative energy into your environment. So, fill your space with these fabulous pillows so they sense your thoughts without uttering a single word.
And when there’s no affection left for a specific holiday guest (*cough* your mother-in-law *cough*), there’s really only one option.
Regrettably, this hilarious design cannot be shipped to the U.S., but it was too adorable not to mention. The typography. The artwork. Please find a way to get this to us!
The same goes for this beauty. We need to organize a plan to ship these over, because we ALL know a Mike or three who could use this pillow.
Happy hosting, everyone! Except for Mike, of course.
This article was originally published on Dec. 7, 2017.
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In summary, these enchanting pillows add a perfect blend of sparkle and personality to any space, expressing sentiments that many may feel but don’t articulate. They serve as humorous decor while also being a great conversation starter, especially during those festive gatherings where social interactions can be a bit overwhelming. For more information about pregnancy and home insemination, visit the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development for a comprehensive resource. Additionally, if you want to delve into queer families, check out the insights at Intracervical Insemination.