Just when you thought the online world couldn’t get any more bizarre, KFC has decided to take it up a notch. With the Internet overflowing with oddities and a fair share of nonsense, many of us might find ourselves longing for an escape. While a tropical getaway might be ideal, for most, that dream remains unattainable. Instead, what if there was a way to take a break from the incessant notifications of phones and the incessant bragging on social media—all from the comfort of your living room?
Enter the KFC Internet Escape Pod. This quirky invention aims to shield you from the chaos of online life. According to the KFC website, this pod is likened to a “magical barrier that disrupts all internet signals to and from your devices.” Because, apparently, switching off your gadgets isn’t enough.
The price tag for this oddity originally stood at a staggering $96,485.34, but in a Cyber Monday twist, it’s now available for a mere $10,000. The site cheekily suggests that you could let Colonel Sanders’ protective embrace transport you back to simpler times—whenever you feel like it, really, since it’s your purchase.
But hold on… we have so many questions! Is this pod for real, or is Colonel Sanders just pulling our leg? If it’s genuine, does it only block the internet, or can it also mute the sounds of a toddler’s tantrum? Does it come with delectable buckets of chicken, or will we have to brave the outside world for food? And, with the holiday season approaching, can it also shield us from invasive in-laws and judgmental relatives?
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the absurdity of KFC branching out beyond fried chicken to sell a $10,000 contraption. This isn’t just a one-off; their online store also features pillows, socks, and even jewelry. Who knew that socks adorned with chicken drumsticks or a necklace proclaiming “fingerlickingood” could exist? It’s a head-scratcher for sure.
As a note of caution, KFC does mention that a “special person with a gizmo” will need to test the pod to ensure it achieves “total and utter signal impenetrability.” So, if you happen to have an extra $10,000 lying around—and a gizmo, of course—check out the KFC website for your very own Internet Escape Pod. But act fast; they warn that this peculiar piece of chicken-themed merchandise is on closeout and won’t be replenished once sold out.
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In summary, KFC’s introduction of the Internet Escape Pod is not just a humorous gimmick but a reflection of our desire to disconnect and find peace amidst the noise of modern life.