Ah, pregnancy—the glorious journey of bringing new life into the world, right? But let me tell you, it wasn’t exactly a walk in the park for my body. Instead of glowing skin, I was dealing with a face that resembled an oil slick, complete with hormonal acne. My nose decided to balloon, my feet transformed from a modest size 9 to an absurd size 10 (seriously, have you seen those shoes? They’re practically skis!), and I piled on weight, much to my doctor’s dismay and the raised eyebrows of friends who remembered my pre-pregnancy self.
Oh, and let’s not forget about the beard. Yes, a beard.
But because I’m a glutton for punishment—or perhaps just an irresistible sexpot—I went through this four times. By my fourth pregnancy, I thought I had experienced every oddity that comes with gestation, from cravings to stretch marks. Nothing could surprise me anymore. Or so I believed until I noticed something unusual down below.
With my fourth baby, it felt like I was carrying a 50-pound sack of potatoes, which left my back and hips in constant ache. But then I started feeling a bizarre “fullness” in my nether regions, as if blood was pooling in my lady bits. Initially, I attributed it to the massive fetus I was hosting, but the sensation lingered.
That fullness soon evolved into a weird twinge in my right labia, akin to a mild bee sting. Sometimes it even itched. So, with a mix of anxiety and curiosity, I decided to investigate. Instead of risking a neck injury with a hand mirror, I grabbed a full-sized mirror and propped it against the wall. With my pants down and everything on display, I held my breath, hoping nobody would walk in on this ridiculous scene. What I found was nothing short of alarming—a bulging, blue vein snaking along one side of my anatomy. A labial interloper, if you will.
No wonder I felt discomfort! Just seeing that lumpy worm-like vein was enough to make me squeamish.
Quickly (well, waddling, really) I called my doctor, and the diagnosis was confirmed: vulvar varicosity. In simpler terms, a varicose vein in a place where one generally doesn’t want them—think of the ones your grandma has on her legs, but on your lady parts instead. These pesky veins usually crop up in the last trimester when the baby starts putting pressure on the vaginal area, leading to that uncomfortable fullness and those alarming sensations.
The good news? As unpleasant as they are, vaginal varicosities aren’t an emergency situation, nor do they hinder a normal delivery. While there’s no magic remedy to make them disappear faster (boo!), some comfort measures can help. Dr. Sarah Mason, an OB-GYN from California, suggests using maternity compression stockings, elevating your legs, engaging in light exercise, and switching positions frequently, whether standing or sitting.
And here’s the best part: most of these veins will regress on their own soon after childbirth. Dr. Mason assures that the majority will subside within the first few weeks postpartum. Mine vanished in just a few days, which was a huge relief. After all, postpartum bodies have already endured enough!
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In summary, while varicose veins in your intimate areas may sound alarming, they are often a temporary inconvenience during pregnancy. With proper care and management, you can navigate this peculiar aspect of motherhood.