Hold on, I might be relocating to Gainesville, Florida!
UPDATE:
Unfortunately, troubling news has emerged regarding inappropriate comments made by Officer Jake Foster. Just when we thought 2017 couldn’t get any more bizarre.
As residents of Florida recover from Hurricane Irma, many are taking stock of the destruction and piecing their lives back together. Amidst the chaos, a photo of some dashing police officers ready to lend a hand has sent the internet into a frenzy.
The Gainesville Police Department is stepping up for hurricane relief efforts, and a recent Facebook post featuring Officers Smith, Foster, and Johnson gearing up for duty has left many women quite enamored. “These officers are part of the night crew prepared to assist,” the caption reads. The response from the online community, particularly from women, has been humorous and enthusiastic.
The top comment? Absolutely worth the hype!
“Who needs a ticket? flips hair”
Gainesville is likely to see a small surge in female visitors, to say the least. These officers have inspired some to consider a life of crime, just for the chance to interact with them.
In a typical scenario, this series of events might seem exaggerated, but not this time. We’re taking notes, folks.
There were also numerous requests for a calendar featuring these officers—purely for charity, of course! And guess what? The good news is that the department plans to make that calendar a reality, with all proceeds going toward Hurricane Irma recovery efforts. Not only are these officers easy on the eyes, but they’re using their charm for a great cause. Swoon!
However, there’s a catch: Officer Smith and Officer Foster are both happily married, and their wives are enjoying the attention their husbands are receiving. But don’t despair, ladies—Officer Johnson is single, although his colleagues have jokingly expressed concerns for his safety. The department humorously noted, “Officer Johnson has been placed under ‘Puma Protection’ akin to witness protection for his well-being.”
Very witty, indeed! But let’s be real—who doesn’t want to be called a “Puma”?
They also made it clear that no one should call unless it’s truly necessary. But, um, how do we define ‘need,’ officers? “Please refrain from calling 9-1-1 to request this group respond to your ‘situation.’” Understood. But we’d appreciate more photos, please. With all the negativity swirling, images of attractive officers helping their community genuinely restore our faith in humanity—and maybe other things too.
This article was originally published on Sep. 12, 2017.
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In summary, the unexpected charm of Gainesville’s police officers has caused quite a stir online, providing a welcome distraction from current events while also contributing positively to hurricane recovery efforts.