In a world where people often embellish the flaws of their unwanted items to make them seem more appealing, one brave woman has decided to take a different approach: sheer honesty. Denell McCaul, a chicken enthusiast, is at her wit’s end with her notoriously troublesome rooster, and her candid Facebook post is both hilarious and heartbreaking.
“FREE to a good home. Actually, any home will do at this point. I just want to get rid of this inconsiderate jerk: ASSHOLE ROOSTER!” the post begins, leaving no room for misinterpretation. The description of this feathered tyrant only gets more entertaining from there.
“Do you need to wake up at 5:30 a.m. every day? Then this is the perfect rooster for you! He’s got one volume: EAR-SPLITTING. Just when you think you can sneak in a few more minutes of sleep, he’ll kick off his obnoxious crowing right outside your window.”
Sounds a bit like dealing with a toddler, right? You might think a quick distraction like a favorite show wouldn’t even phase this guy. “It’s like he has radar for where you sleep, honing in on your exact window as if he possesses some sort of x-ray vision for sleeping humans hidden behind walls.”
To be fair, McCaul does try to highlight some potential upsides of adopting this mostly unbearable bird: “If you’re looking for an excuse to start your daily run, he’s perfect! You’ll find yourself sprinting around your yard trying to evade him. He’s also taken up a role as an instructor for interpretive dance.”
Running and dancing? What a steal! “At least, that’s how it felt as I flailed my arms and kicked at him while yelling and swinging a mop in his direction.”
So, if you’re in need of a 5:30 a.m. alarm clock, a personal trainer, and a dance partner all rolled into one, this rooster could be your answer—FOR FREE! Just one small catch: “You must come and catch this jerk yourself, and I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson!”
We can’t wait for that performance, Denell. And good luck!
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In summary, Denell McCaul’s plea for someone to adopt her troublesome rooster is a humorous reminder of the challenges of pet ownership. With her comical honesty, she highlights the not-so-glamorous side of having a noisy, attention-seeking bird, while also hinting at some unexpected benefits.