If you’re someone who enjoys the company of clowns, listen closely—though I doubt we could ever be friends. There’s a bizarre motel that could soon belong to you, provided you have a spare $900,000 lying around.
Meet the Clown Motel, situated in Tonopah, Nevada, nestled conveniently between Reno and Las Vegas. Its name stems from its quirky assortment of over 500 clowns, both vintage and contemporary, showcased throughout the premises. Each room boasts clown-themed artwork, and some even feature clowns dangling ominously above the beds. Now, I’m just going to go hide in a corner.
Bob Jenkins, the proprietor for the last 22 years, has decided it’s time to retire his clown shoes and put the motel on the market. “I plan to take up fishing. I want to enjoy life,” Jenkins shared in a video that I couldn’t bring myself to watch, given the overwhelming clown theme. The buyer must commit to preserving the motel’s unique charm, meaning the clowns are here to stay. Jenkins has made it clear he’ll be keeping an eye on things: “I’m going to miss my clowns. I’ll be back to visit them.” Great, just what we needed to hear for a restful night’s sleep.
This motel could be a thrilling escape for that one friend who dresses as a clown on weekends (we all have one, right?) or someone who seems disconnected from reality. But let’s not get into the “dressing up” part—after all, every clown is just a normal person underneath, right? RIGHT? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A REAL CLOWN.
Oh, dear Lord.
Their Facebook page highlights a total of 31 rooms, both smoking and non-smoking. And if you weren’t a smoker before your stay, you might leave with a newfound habit. Each room includes two queen-sized beds (one for you and one for your new clown friends?), and it’s conveniently located next to a cemetery—because things couldn’t possibly get any more unsettling.
Reviews from Visitors
Reviews from visitors are decidedly mixed:
- One reviewer seemed to have a sinister motive: “This place was killer. I’ve been wanting to stay here and it did not disappoint. If you love clowns, fantastic! If you don’t, even better. With an old cemetery next door, Area 51 nearby, and stories of hauntings, what more could you ask for?”
- Another guest shared, “I had a delightful time at this motel. It’s definitely an experience. Despite its creepy vibe, the area is filled with black cats, and the cleaning staff wears clown pants!”
- One unfortunate traveler recounted, “So we found ourselves in town with nowhere to stay. My friend insisted we avoid ‘The Clown Motel’ at all costs. But at $30 a night, we caved. Walking into reception, if you’re not scared of clowns, you will be after this visit.”
So, grab a friend who adores clowns (or one who doesn’t, just for laughs), and let the adventure unfold. If you’re curious about home insemination options, check out our blog post on couples’ fertility journeys for intracervical insemination. For further insights on this topic, visit this resource from Jenny Discoveries. Don’t forget to explore the excellent information available at the Genetics and IVF Institute.
In summary, the Clown Motel is a quirky and unsettling opportunity for anyone with a fondness for clowns or a taste for the bizarre. With its unique decor and peculiar surroundings, it promises an unforgettable stay—if you dare.