In a surprising twist, cat cuddlers are being sought in Ireland, making many in America reconsider their life choices. Just when you thought you had everything figured out, you discover that a job exists where you can snuggle kittens in Dublin—talk about a wake-up call!
The Just Cats Veterinary Clinic and Cattery in Dublin has put out a genuine job listing for a cat cuddler. Yes, “cattery” is indeed a real term, and it sounds like something you might want to put on your resume alongside “cat enthusiast” or “Cuddle Manager.” Naturally, the news has gone viral, leaving parents everywhere scrambling to rethink their definitions of what constitutes a real job.
According to the cat cuddler job description—yes, this is an actual position with a paycheck—the ideal candidate must possess certain qualifications:
- “They must have gentle hands capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time.”
- “They need to be softly spoken (yes, that’s how it’s spelled) and able to ‘cat whisper’ to soothe our nervous patients.”
- “An understanding of the different types of purring is a distinct advantage in securing this role.”
So apparently, purrs can vary in meaning, which you can learn more about in an article from Wired highlighted by the Huffington Post. Who knew this was a thing?
Aoife McDonald, a veterinarian at the clinic, elaborated on the importance of the role: “By ensuring that both cats and their owners feel comfortable during their visits, we provide the best possible care for our furry patients.” Although she didn’t mention any disqualifying factors based on the pronunciation of her name, it sure is tricky.
The salary for this cuddly gig ranges from 20,000 to 25,000 euros (approximately $22,000 to $28,000). Not exactly a fortune, but if you dream of a life filled with feline affection, this could be your calling. You wake up early, clock in, cuddle cats all day, and return home—much like the daily grind your grandfather experienced, but with a lot more fluff.
As expected, applications are flooding in from around the globe, making the competition fierce. Best of luck to all aspiring cat cuddlers out there—may the best petter win!
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In summary, the opportunity to become a professional cat cuddler in Ireland highlights a whimsical yet serious job that combines love for animals with a paycheck. While the salary may not be extravagant, the joy of cuddling cats could be priceless.