Every mom deserves a little peace while using the bathroom.
When you become a parent, your sense of privacy tends to vanish—especially with younger children. Whether you’re trying to pee, shower, or even just enjoy a moment to yourself, interruptions seem inevitable. That’s why it’s essential to establish some boundaries. If you’re looking for a little inspiration, one mom has created the ultimate bathroom sign that you might just want to replicate.
Introducing what might be the most relatable bathroom sign out there. Shared widely on Practical Parenting’s Facebook page, it has garnered over 11,000 shares, which suggests it struck a chord with many parents.
The sign reads: “If mom is in the bathroom, you are NOT allowed to…”
- Knock, unless the house is on fire or someone is seriously injured or deceased.
Why do kids insist on knocking on the bathroom door while we’re in there? Honestly, we have zero interest in being interrupted for a juice request or an urgent question about Pokémon when we are in the midst of a much-needed break. Unless there’s a real emergency—like bleeding or death—please keep your distance. - Yell questions at me if the shower is on!
Word of advice: I CAN’T HEAR YOU! Showers are a rare moment of solace, akin to a spa day crammed into a few minutes. We know it’s a sad reality, but all we’re asking for is seven uninterrupted minutes of peace, so kindly respect that. - Hover right outside the door and then complain when you get hit in the face.
Listen up, little ones—back away from the door! If you don’t want a doorknob to the face, give mom some space. - Slip notes under the door, especially those with checkboxes.
Before you knock, ask yourself: Can I manage the next two minutes without mom? Check boxes with ‘yes’ and ‘no’. The answer is YES. You will be fine. Please refrain from pushing your school art through the door crack, and keep your fingers to yourself. Even if you’re trying to slide me cash, it’s not going to help the situation!
While the original author of this sign remains unknown, we salute you, brave mama. Fist bumps from all of us who yearn for a moment of tranquility on the porcelain throne.
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In summary, establishing boundaries in your home, especially regarding private moments, is crucial for sanity. One mom has captured this sentiment perfectly with a sign that many parents can relate to.