Although we may not chat every single day, you are frequently on my mind. Those shared moments, whether they’re inside jokes or collective heartbreaks, keep your presence alive in my thoughts. Here are a few things I want you to remember.
- Meeting you was a pivotal moment in my life, transforming it for the better. You’re stuck with me for life, and I couldn’t be more thankful to have you as my closest confidante.
- When I’m tipsy and declare my love for you, know that it’s not just the alcohol talking. I genuinely adore you that much.
- I promise to always point out if you have spinach in your teeth or if there’s toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I might snap a picture first, but I’ll definitely let you know.
- Your secrets are safe with me. And that’s not just because you have dirt on me!
- Feel free to use my bathroom anytime — no judgments here.
- I trust that if my kids find themselves in a bind, they’ll reach out to you because 1) you’ll always lend a helping hand, 2) your love for them is unconditional, and 3) you know how to calm my nerves.
- Even though my partner’s snoring can drive me up the wall, I’d jump out of bed at any hour to respond to your text.
- I embrace our “No Judgment” policy — except when we’re trying on jeans, because our behinds need to look fabulous.
- You make me laugh like no one else can. You’re the reason I sometimes laugh so hard that I almost pee myself.
- I’ll always save you the last fry.
- My love for you surpasses my love for coffee and wine, but let’s hope I never have to prove it.
- I am always in your corner, fully equipped with emergency essentials like tampons, breath mints, lip balm, and even a quick escape plan.
- I would choose a getaway with you over a trip with my family any day.
- We’ve faced our fair share of challenges, and I’m grateful we have each other to navigate through the tough times.
- Thank you for talking me out of that impulsive tattoo.
- Your struggles are my struggles; your foes are my foes. Your boycotts? My boycotts too! (Just don’t boycott bacon, please.)
- You can always tell your partner that those Amazon packages are mine if it makes things easier.
- My home is always open for your venting sessions, day or night. I have a cozy couch and a bottle of wine (or vodka, if needed) ready for you.
- You’re so much like family to me that I don’t even bother cleaning up when you come over — or sometimes even myself!
- I’ve lost track of whose turn it is to pick up lunch, and honestly, I’m fine with that.
- Just give me “The Signal,” and I will find a way to rescue you from conversing with that one person at the gathering.
- Nobody gets my unique brand of eccentricity quite like you. Even better, you proudly wave your own freak flag alongside mine.
- You know things about me that even my partner doesn’t — like my secret dreams, my phone passcode, and my actual weight.
- I can’t wait to see what mischief we’ll get into when we eventually share a retirement home.
- Our friendship is built on a foundation of mutual love, laughter, and respect. With that in mind, I trust you’ll be the one to delete my browser history when the time comes.
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In summary, our friendship is an extraordinary bond filled with laughter, support, and understanding. I’m grateful for every moment we share and look forward to creating even more cherished memories together.