As Valentine’s Day approaches, gentlemen, the clock is ticking. It’s too late to secure a reservation at that trendy new restaurant, and let’s be honest—chocolates are a bit cliché. And with winter’s extra layer still clinging on, let’s skip the sexy lingerie. If you’re feeling a bit anxious right now, don’t sweat it. KFC has a brilliant solution.
While KFC’s Valentine’s Day promotion is currently exclusive to our Canadian neighbors, it’s definitely worth the inspiration. They’re offering a select few Canadians the opportunity to send a “ChickenGram”—essentially a heart-shaped box filled with mouthwatering fried chicken.
Along with this hearty gift, winners receive a choice of three romantic chicken-themed poems to accompany their bucket of love.
But just because you’re not in Canada doesn’t mean you can’t adopt this clever idea for your own unique celebration. Why not grab a heart-shaped box from a craft store and fill it with KFC from a regular bucket? Imagine this: a trail of fried chicken leading to the bedroom (breasts and legs are undeniably enticing), where a delightful assortment of fried chicken awaits. Make sure to artfully arrange it in the heart-shaped box, complete with one of KFC’s romantic poems attached.
Get ready for some loving—but maybe wait a few hours after the feast. Engaging in intimate activities on a full stomach of chicken may not be ideal!
In long-term relationships, especially those with children, it might be time to drop the pretense of traditional Valentine’s celebrations. Jewelry, sweets, and fancy dinners are nice, but can anything truly compare to a bucket of fried chicken paired with a Netflix binge? True love is about keeping it real, and while some women might still enjoy a bit of Valentine’s flair, most are more than happy to relax at home with fried chicken in their comfy yoga pants.
And let’s not forget about those mashed potatoes.
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In summary, KFC’s unique approach to Valentine’s Day shows that sometimes, the most genuine expressions of love come in the form of comfort food. So don’t hesitate to embrace the joy of fried chicken this Valentine’s Day.