A Massive Skittles Spill on a Frosty Road — And That’s Just the Start of the Story

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In an unusual turn of events, a vast quantity of Skittles was scattered across a road in Wisconsin. This incident has not only given us new insights into the world of agriculture but also raised questions about cattle diets.

Late Tuesday night, a large shipment of Skittles tumbled off a flatbed truck onto County Highway S (aptly renamed for this occasion) in Dodge County, Wisconsin. The highway was blanketed in hundreds of thousands of red Skittles. “You won’t find a small ‘S’ on them, but the aroma is unmistakably Skittles,” remarked Sheriff Tom Rivers of Dodge County.

Initially, authorities were puzzled about who was accountable for this colorful mess, as it seems that spilling half a million Skittles might prompt one to flee the scene. Eventually, it was revealed that the driver was transporting the candy to a farm for cattle feed. Yes, cows eat Skittles! Did you know this? We certainly didn’t!

It turns out that it’s fairly common for candy companies to send rejected products—those that don’t meet packaging standards—to be used as animal feed. According to John Waller, an animal studies professor at the University of Tennessee, in an article on Live Science, “Using these candies prevents waste and provides cows with a good source of carbohydrates. Instead of ending up in landfills, they serve a purpose.”

This practice is a form of recycling, ensuring that cows enjoy Skittles while also giving rejected candies a chance to be useful. It’s a win-win-win situation: cows get a treat, the candy has a second life, and consumers don’t have to worry about eating subpar Skittles.

However, not everyone is thrilled about this practice. Many voiced their concerns on the Dodge County Sheriff’s Facebook page, with comments such as:

  • “Extremely gross! Why are we okay with feeding cows Skittles to fatten them? Know where your meat comes from, people. I hope you’ve learned something from this.”
  • “If anything would make me quit eating beef, it’d be knowing they’re fed Skittles or other artificial stuff, smh.”
  • “What about all the red dye?”

We even asked a local cow named Daisy about her thoughts. She paused from munching on a delightful blend of sawdust and chicken waste to consider the questions. “Well,” Daisy said after sipping some water, “scientists say that as long as we’re getting a balanced diet, the source of our carbs isn’t a big deal. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go chew my cud for the next eight hours.”

Daisy makes a fair point. Perhaps worrying about cows munching on Skittles isn’t the most productive use of our energy. For more on this intriguing topic, check out this excellent resource on artificial insemination, to better understand the complexities of animal nutrition. And for those on a journey towards parenthood, you can explore this insightful piece on fertility.

In summary, the unexpected Skittles spill on a Wisconsin highway has sparked curiosity about cattle diets and how candy waste is repurposed. While some are concerned about the nutritional implications, others see it as a positive recycling effort. After all, a happy cow is a well-fed cow, even if its diet includes candy.