Ever glanced in the mirror and wished for a neck that looks as if it’s been pulled back, almost like someone used duct tape? Probably not, because let’s be real—who thinks that way? Yet, a new video is making rounds online showcasing a product called “Nexsey.” This surgical-grade tape claims to lift sagging skin on your neck, and honestly, it sounds too bizarre to be true.
“Age-defying tape?” No, that’s not a legitimate solution. Sure, it might seem fine until you’re halfway through dinner and suddenly, your neck decides to flop.
According to the promotional video, “Nexsey is the quick fix we’ve all been searching for.” The instructions are simple: cut the desired length of tape, pinch your neck, and secure it. The strong adhesive pulls back your skin, giving you a slimmer, more youthful appearance.
However, as with many beauty innovations, there’s a learning curve involved. The website notes that it may take time to master the technique, which likely means you’ll tear out some hair and experience a few embarrassing moments along the way. Oops!
I understand the struggle; I’m in my forties, and let’s just say everything has shifted. My figure has changed, and I can feel the collagen decreasing day by day. Yet, I can’t bring myself to accept that we’ve reached a point where surgical tape is the go-to for faking youth.
But who knows? Maybe I’m just being old-fashioned.
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In summary, while Nexsey may offer a temporary solution for those looking to mask signs of aging, it’s important to approach such products with healthy skepticism. Aging is a natural part of life, and there are numerous ways to embrace it, all without the need for surgical tape.