Let’s get real: life is fleeting, and my patience is limited. I’ve stopped stressing over trivial matters like my children’s outfits or whether my favorite yoga pants are deemed “appropriate” for my age. If you ask me about my non-HGTV-inspired home décor, I’ll simply shrug, blissfully indifferent. My worries about pointless issues—especially those that thrive online—have largely vanished. Except for one: Facebook.
Despite the overwhelming amount of nonsense that requires a hazmat suit to navigate, I can’t seem to break free. There are days when a quick scroll through my feed feels like I need a cleansing shower or a stiff drink. I dodge the contentious articles and dubious news, all while pretending not to see my friends engage with questionable posts from groups like the NRA or the Duggars. I’m stuck in a loop of exiting Facebook groups only to be re-added moments later.
Unfriend. Get re-added. Unfriend again. It’s a never-ending cycle. Your humblebrags make me cringe, #soblessed prompts an eye roll so dramatic it’s almost dangerous, and vague posts claiming “exciting news” or “prayers needed” leave me utterly confused. And don’t get me started on the spread of fake news—what even is happening?
Fortunately, the “unfriend” and “unfollow” buttons are my saving grace. Goodbye to sanctimonious posts that start with “I don’t mean to judge, but…” and the trolls who share sexist or racist jokes. Honestly, how were we ever friends in the first place? Every now and then, I feel the need to purge my feed of the negativity.
But let’s be honest: I simply can’t let go of Facebook. Your memes bring me laughter, your private groups are delightful distractions, and I’ve made friends across the globe—even if I’ve never heard their voices. Without Facebook, how would I see your adorably sickening holiday snapshots or your ridiculous cat videos? How would I know that you were up all night with a sick toddler, which somehow makes me feel a touch better about my own sleepless night with a snoring spouse? And where else would I learn about your new paleo diet or take a quiz to gauge my knowledge of ’80s pop culture? (I aced it, thank you very much!)
What about breaking news regarding holiday ornaments that resemble body parts or the return of Girl Scout Cookies? These are the essential updates I need.
Life can often feel heavy and bleak. The news is a constant barrage of distressing stories, bills are piling up, and my dogs seem to have a knack for making messes. Yet, amid this chaos, an old friend’s promotion or a cousin’s adorable piano recital video can restore my faith in humanity.
In short, Facebook helps me keep my sanity intact. It ensures I stay connected and relevant, preventing me from becoming that out-of-touch suburban mom. When my child discovers a new tune by an indie band, I can share it on Facebook and momentarily feel cool. When I wonder what a Hatchimal is, I can rely on Facebook to inform me—while also making me aware of my parenting shortcomings.
If I’m curious about parenting topics like the benefits of time-outs or baby-led weaning, Facebook is there to shower me with a wealth of perspectives and insights. Not to mention, it offers a delightful escape when my kids are battling with toy swords, my husband is late, and we’ve run out of both chocolate and wine. Forget the bubble bath; a little aimless scrolling on Facebook is my go-to stress reliever.
So, while I actively eliminate negativity from my life, Facebook remains steadfast. After all, when the world feels overwhelming, there’s always comfort in a cute cat video.
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Summary
Facebook is a mixed bag of joy and frustration. While the platform is rife with negativity and fake news, it also offers humor, connection, and a much-needed distraction from daily chaos. Despite a desire to cleanse my feed of negativity, the platform remains an essential part of my life, providing joy and updates about friends and family.