Introducing the Hipster Nativity Set

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Introducing the latest trend in holiday decor: the Hipster Nativity Set. Available for just $79.95 from Gorilla Goodies, this whimsical take on a classic scene reflects our contemporary culture. As the creators put it, “A lot has changed in the last 2,000 years. For starters, iPhones didn’t exist back then, which might explain why Joseph didn’t share the birth of Jesus on his Snapchat.”

Gone are the traditional robes and rustic settings; this nativity set embraces modernity. Let’s dive into its unique characters. The three wise men arrive not on camels, but on trendy Segways—because who walks anymore? And we all know that real hipsters ride fixed-gear bikes.

Meet the Characters

Joseph sports a stylish man bun and a fashionable denim shirt, while Mary perfects her duckface and enjoys a steaming latte—because what new mom doesn’t need her caffeine fix? The wise men come bearing gifts of Amazon Prime, a nod to today’s shopping habits. Meanwhile, a teenage shepherd documents the moment on Instagram, ensuring that everyone is aware of the miraculous birth with hashtags like #blessed and #babyjesus. And yes, the livestock is on a gluten-free diet—only the best for this modern nativity.

Creative Insights

Casey Adams, the creative mind behind this hipster nativity, shared with us that the response has been more positive this year compared to last. “Ultimately, we aim to bring joy during the holidays,” he remarked. “Our intention is not to offend any religious beliefs.”

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Conclusion

In summary, the Hipster Nativity Set is a lighthearted reimagining of a timeless story, bringing together humor and modern aesthetics for the holiday season.