Meet Your New Inspiration: 90-Year-Old Cubs Fan Betty McAllister

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Remember those childhood dreams of becoming something great—an astronaut, a lawyer, or even the President? As we grow up, those aspirations often shift to more practical goals like landing a promotion, enjoying a vacation in Italy, or simply making sure everyone leaves the house with matching shoes. But set those aspirations aside for a moment and meet your new role model: Betty McAllister. This spirited, humorous, and unapologetically fun 90-year-old is the true definition of #lifegoals.

A dedicated Chicago Cubs enthusiast, Betty has held the same front-row season ticket at Wrigley Field since 1984. With the Cubs making waves in the playoffs this year, Betty has become something of a local icon in Chicago. Not only is she one of the few who remembers the last time the Cubs reached the World Series in 1945, but she also radiates an infectious energy that makes her utterly unforgettable.

When asked in a recent post-game interview how she intended to celebrate the Cubs’ National League Championship Series victory, she candidly replied, “Probably with some Jägermeister.” Yes, you heard that right—a 90-year-old woman ready to toast with Jägermeister! Talk about being a total badass.

And if you thought that was impressive, just wait until you see this video where Betty proves she truly is The Coolest Woman In The World. With her quick wit and ability to down shots of Jägermeister like a pro, she’s instantly become everyone’s favorite new friend.

After hearing about Betty’s penchant for celebrating with Jägermeister, local host Tom Harris invited her out for some shots, and she eagerly accepted. During their time together, Betty didn’t hold back. She referred to cell phones as “silly” and humorously suggested what we all wish we could say to that person at a concert holding up a giant iPad: “Put that damn thing away.”

Throughout the interview, Betty downed not just one or two, but six shots of Jäger. Watching her brought back memories of all those wild nights I had in my twenties (okay, and maybe my thirties too—don’t judge). When asked if she enjoys partying, she cheekily remarked, “I like to get the feeling going.” Amen to that, Betty!

In essence, Betty is living life on her own terms, with little care for societal expectations—except when it comes to the Cubs and having a blast. She loves bowling, crooning along to Dean Martin, and her favorite baseball player? Mark Grace, because she “likes to look at his ass.” Oh, Betty, you cheeky woman!

Nicknamed “The Legend” by her much younger drinking companion who winced at each shot, Betty teaches us that age is just a number, and it’s never too late to unwind, enjoy life, and share a laugh. Truly, she embodies the spirit of #lifegoals.

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In summary, Betty McAllister is a spirited Cubs fan who proves that age doesn’t define one’s ability to enjoy life. With her love for Jägermeister and no-nonsense attitude, she’s an inspiration to us all.