10 Realities Only Parents of Large Toddlers Can Relate To

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When my youngest daughter was born, she was a petite little thing, tipping the scales at just 8 pounds. However, it didn’t take long for her to transform into a towering toddler that often left others questioning if she was a twin to her older brother, who is three years her senior. One visit to the pediatrician had the nurse exclaiming, “Wow! She’s a giant!” And let’s just say, buying diapers in larger sizes felt like an impending judgment day from the cashier.

If you’re raising a big toddler, you definitely get these struggles:

  1. Expectations Don’t Match Reality
    People see your child and assume they possess the skills of an older kid. They forget that your big toddler is still figuring out language and social cues, leading to puzzled expressions when they attempt to engage in conversation.
  2. Stroller Scoffs
    Sure, your child’s knees might be crammed up to their chin in the stroller, but don’t be fooled—this isn’t a lazy third-grader. Even the biggest toddlers still need the occasional ride, as their pace can lag significantly.
  3. Car Seat Crampedness
    When your little one is rear-facing, their legs twist into pretzel-like shapes. Once turned forward, their feet seem to perpetually push against the back of your seat—a unique challenge for any adult seated in front of them, who might as well be in a massage chair for all the discomfort.
  4. Strength Training
    Carrying around a hefty toddler means your arm muscles are getting a serious workout. No matter how heavy they get, they still crave snuggles and being held, leading to either impressive biceps or a sore back.
  5. Sleeping Weightlifting
    When they doze off unexpectedly, transporting them becomes a mini workout. Whether they’re in a car seat or sprawled on the couch, maneuvering a sleeping toddler to bed can feel like an intense CrossFit session.
  6. Easy to Spot
    One advantage of having a large toddler is that they stand out in a crowd—easily recognizable above their peers, which can be both a blessing and a curse.
  7. Unaware of Their Size
    Big toddlers often don’t grasp their strength. They might hug their friends a little too tightly or unintentionally dominate the teeter-totter, causing chaos in play situations.
  8. Mastering Mischief
    All toddlers love exploring, but a large toddler can reach things that others can’t. Even the most “out of reach” cabinets become fair game when your child is tall enough to access them—especially if they decide to use furniture as a makeshift ladder.
  9. Clothing Challenges
    Finding clothes that fit is a never-ending quest. Most toddler clothes cater to average sizes, leaving you frustrated when the pants fit perfectly in length but are far too loose at the waist. And it breaks your heart when your child longs for a character shirt, but it’s not available in their size.
  10. Public Tantrum Trials
    Managing a tantrum in public is tough enough, but when your child appears much older than they are, you can feel the weight of judgmental stares. You might even contemplate printing a “Just A Big Toddler” shirt for clarity.

While raising a large toddler comes with its unique set of challenges, there are undeniable perks, including the endless love that comes with them—and yes, those biceps!

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In summary, parenting a large toddler presents its own unique challenges, from unrealistic expectations to clothing dilemmas, but ultimately, the affection and joy they bring are immeasurable.