As we pack up to send our 18-year-old son, Jake, off to college at the end of this week, a small mountain of “Don’t Forget!” items piling up by the door is a stark reminder that I have only a few days left to wrap up some parenting tasks before he embarks on his journey into the great unknown.
1. Your Finances Will Surprise You
I’m thrilled we had that important conversation about money today. When you asked how you would manage your expenses at school, your expression was priceless when I explained our contributions. We’re covering tuition, books, housing, and a meal plan that could sustain a small army. I know you received a lot of graduation checks last May, so you actually have more cash in your account than I do. Please use it wisely.
When you sighed about spending your hard-earned money on essentials like shampoo, I couldn’t help but think of your dad, who also hoards those tiny hotel shampoo bottles during business trips. Are you planning any of those trips? I didn’t think so. Just buy some shampoo, please. And remember, when your grandmothers ask what you spent your graduation gifts on, saying “suds” will be the truth.
2. Laundry Is Easier Than You Think
People have told me that doing your laundry has been a disservice. But honestly, I didn’t mind while you were busy with sports and academics. When friends voiced concerns about your laundry skills before college, I assured them I could teach anyone to do it in five minutes flat, and I did just that today. Sure, your clothes came out a bit wrinkled, and I understand your reluctance to iron. But remember, doing smaller loads can help avoid wrinkles!
When you said that would take too long and that you didn’t want to spend all your free time doing laundry, it kind of stung. I mean, laundry is my life! And just so you know, there’s no such thing as “free time” as you get older—anyone with common sense knows that.
3. My Parenting Isn’t Over
Never think I’m done parenting you. Last night, when you were out late at a friend’s place, I texted to check in, and you seemed a bit too casual about it. Come next week, you’ll be on your own, and while I won’t always know where you are, I’m going to keep parenting you right until the last moment—right up the dorm stairs and into your room!
And spoiler alert: When you come home for holidays, I’ll pick up right where I left off. If that doesn’t sit well with you, maybe plan a business trip for Thanksgiving and Christmas—perhaps you can grab some shampoo while you’re at it. Just a suggestion. Or not. Wait… actually, yes, I am telling you what to do.
In conclusion, as you step into this new chapter of your life, remember that my love and guidance will always be with you. Whether you’re navigating your finances, tackling laundry, or simply figuring life out, I’m just a text away. For those interested in family planning, you might also check out this insightful blog post. If you want to learn more about health and safety in the process, this authority has you covered. And for an excellent resource on pregnancy and home insemination, look no further than this page.