Updated: May 14, 2018
Originally Published: June 23, 2016
The phrase “Kids say the darndest things” rings true for a reason: they do! If “darnedest” encompasses the embarrassing, terrifying, and utterly ludicrous, then it’s spot on. Most of what children say is amusing and provides some compensation for the countless trials parents endure. For the small price of sleepless nights and dwindling budgets, your kids will continually offer you a treasure trove of laughter with their absurd comments. Thankfully, the witty parents on Twitter are sharing these gems, and for that, we owe them our gratitude.
- Honesty Points?
A common thread in the realm of “what kids say” is their unapologetic honesty. They voice their thoughts with no hesitation—often striking right at the heart of the matter. - Curious Minds
Many adults have pondered why vodka is off-limits to children—so why not juice? - Oh, Great.
The most disheartening moments arise when you hear your own words echoing in their innocent, hopeful voices, and it’s hardly uplifting. - No Filter.
Ever had those horrifying thoughts about what could go wrong? Having kids makes those fears a reality. - Sudden Wisdom
Occasionally, kids drop nuggets of wisdom that you didn’t grasp until well into your 30s, leaving you feeling like you might just be nailing this parenting gig. - Turning the Tables
And then they take your own jokes and twist them back at you. Thanks a lot, kiddo. - They Grow Up Quickly
Kids absorb more from us than we realize, and it’s usually not the best lessons. - From Wish to Nightmare
Once they start talking, you’ll find yourself regretting that wish for them to stop babbling and articulate real words. - Future President?
Parents often have specific thoughts, and it’s amusing when their kids jump on board with those ideas. - It Can Be Horrific
One of the delightful traits of children is how literally they interpret everything they hear. - Facepalm Moments
Just…ugh. - Well, Then.
You may find yourself wondering if it’s time to lock your bedroom door at night. - Suppressing Laughter
Sometimes it’s tough to hide your amusement when one of your kids lets out a perfectly timed curse word, making you think they might be the next George Carlin. - No Chill
There’s little that’s funnier than an innocent child inadvertently incriminating themselves. - Mind Blown
Now I can’t help but imagine a guy in a fedora running on a hamster wheel while adjusting his skinny jeans.
Happy Weekend, Parents!
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In summary, the candid and often hilarious comments from children provide parents with both joy and a unique perspective on the challenges of raising them. Their unfiltered honesty and innocence remind us that parenting is a rollercoaster ride filled with laughter, embarrassment, and moments of clarity.