As a stay-at-home dad, I often find myself bemused by the everyday antics of my 9-month-old son. Between discovering remnants of his snacks in my hair and being treated like a human napkin, I’ve come to realize that he has a certain knack for living that I seem to lack. Here are nine reasons why my little one is winning at life:
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No Judgement Zone
When it comes to my son, there’s no judgement, even when I’m at my worst. I can let out a fart or greet him with morning breath that could knock out a skunk, and he just beams at me. Meanwhile, I change his diaper like I’m handling hazardous waste, cursing his natural stench while he endures my avoidable odors without complaint. -
A True Food Connoisseur
Since becoming a dad, I’ve forgotten the joy of savoring my meals. I’ve resorted to eating like I’m in a food-eating competition, but my son takes his time. He examines his food as if he’s at a high-end restaurant, fully immersed in the experience, while I rush through lunch like I’m being timed. -
Step-Climbing Prodigy
It’s safe to say I’m hitting the gym, but my son can already climb steps faster than I can. -
Finding Joy in Simplicity
My dog once loved ice cubes, a budget-friendly treat that made my college days easier. Now, with a child in tow, I’m spending more on “essentials” for him. Yet, my son finds endless delight in the simplest things: kitchen utensils, the wind, and even the carpet. His happiness reminds me that joy doesn’t have to come from expensive toys. -
Unrestricted Desires
While I wished for a puppy one Christmas, I ended up with kitchen gadgets. My son, however, has been gifted countless toys without even needing to ask. It’s an unfair balance that leaves me questioning my own gift-giving luck. -
The Charmer
My son is the apple of every woman’s eye. As the sole grandchild, he’s adored by his grandparents and doted on by aunts and family friends. He’s a mini-celebrity, receiving attention that would make any adult jealous. -
Living Freely
He has no qualms about when or where to relieve himself. Whether it’s in front of a respected elder or in the middle of a gathering, he does so without a second thought. If only I could adopt that level of carefree living. -
Performing Artist
My son has even turned potty time into a concert. With grunts and pitches that could rival a tenor, he entertains us with his unique symphonies while doing his business, showcasing his remarkable talent. -
Unconditional Love
Whenever he sees his mom or me, his face lights up with joy. He approaches everything with an open heart, even if it means scaring our cats with his exuberance. This kind of unwavering affection is something I strive to emulate, even if I fall short as an adult.
In reflecting on these aspects of my son’s life, I find myself wishing I could embrace the world with the same enthusiasm and innocence, albeit with fewer messes involved.
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In summary, my son’s approach to life is refreshingly simple and joyous. He teaches me daily that love, laughter, and a carefree spirit can turn even the mundane into something extraordinary.