Hey there, you’ve reached my voicemail. At the beep, please refrain from calling again because your best bet is to just shoot me a text.
In today’s world, calling seems almost obsolete. Emails? They buzz to life on my phone. Social media messages? Yep, they pop up right there too. With a plethora of ways to reach me, a phone call feels as outdated as a telegram. So, here are ten reasons why texting is the way to go:
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It’s Awkward.
When you call for a casual chat and suddenly drop an unexpected invitation or request, I find myself in a bind. My initial reaction is to say “no way!” but my polite side stops me. Text me instead so I can craft a gracious excuse. -
It’s Nap Time.
After a lengthy battle to get my child to sleep, I’ve done some impressive contortions to escape the room quietly. If you call and wake them up, I’ll be at your door with a cranky child in tow—no hard feelings, right? -
It’s ‘Me Time.’
Moments of solitude are rare, and I’d rather not spend them on a lengthy phone conversation—unless you’re bringing wine, of course. -
I Can’t Multitask While Talking.
I thrive on efficiency and multitasking. Holding the phone between my shoulder and ear while trying to accomplish tasks? No thanks. Texting lets me respond at my convenience while I juggle dinner prep or other chores. -
I’ve Got Kids.
If you’re a parent, you know that as soon as you pick up the phone, it’s like a magnet for chaos. They might have been playing quietly moments before, but the second you try to talk, it’s a full-blown emergency. -
I Can’t Commit That Much Time.
A quick call can be fine, but I often get those long-winded chats that monopolize my time. Texts are more flexible—they invite conversation when I’m actually free to engage. -
I’m Too Tired.
By the end of the day, after putting the kids to bed, I’m usually drained. A call would only elicit half-hearted responses as I struggle to stay awake. -
I’m In the Grocery Store.
Whether I’m at the deli counter or the DMV, making a phone call can be nearly impossible. I’d rather not disrupt the peace around me or deal with background noise. Texting is a much smoother option. -
I’m Chauffeuring.
Between all the drop-offs and pick-ups, I spend more time in my car than I care to admit. I can’t focus on the road and chat simultaneously, so texts are the way to go. -
I Can’t Hear You.
Bad connections and background noise have me repeatedly saying “What?” Text messages, however, come through loud and clear.
In conclusion, while it’s rare for me to answer a phone call, a text guarantees a response—eventually, at least. Just remember: don’t call me; I’ll get back to you… or maybe I won’t.
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