I used to be an avid viewer of the TLC show What Not to Wear. There was something thrilling about watching the transformations unfold, and I even picked up tips on styles that suit various body shapes (spoiler alert: it always involves straight-leg jeans and a blazer). While I wouldn’t consider myself a fashion expert, I certainly felt more put together than the participants on the show, which added a layer of enjoyment to my viewing experience.
Typically, the show’s focus was on stay-at-home moms who had neglected their own needs while caring for their families. I was often puzzled by their reluctance to embrace the makeovers, given the offer of expert styling and a $5,000 wardrobe. I would have jumped at the chance!
But now, as I find myself in the same boat as those moms, my perspective has shifted. I completely understand why they resisted parting with their beloved sweatpants. Parenting young children isn’t a style showcase; it can feel like a chaotic adventure—sometimes quite literally messy.
Then there’s the issue of hair and makeup. The show’s makeup artist, who championed the “5 Minute Face,” must not have attempted to get ready with two little ones wreaking havoc in the bathroom. Five minutes is a luxury when toddlers are around, and disasters can ensue in seconds.
I was grateful that the hairstylist left enough length for a ponytail. I once attempted a trendy bob, thinking it would encourage daily styling, but it didn’t last.
While the show’s hosts may possess traditional fashion knowledge, I consider myself an expert in practicality. I prefer to call myself a Practical Mom instead of frumpy. Though I’m fit and often wear yoga pants, I can’t quite reach the status of the “Sexy Yoga Mom,” as my ponytail is more messy than chic.
I refuse to run errands or play at the park in straight-leg jeans, a blazer, and ballet flats, as suggested by the show. That’s more suited for a date night. My wardrobe choices are intentional, focusing on comfort and functionality.
My running shoes provide the support I need for maneuvering a double stroller and chasing after energetic toddlers. My yoga pants allow me to bend, squat, and even transform into a horse for playtime. My inexpensive tee from Target means I can embrace the inevitable mess of feeding my kids spaghetti without worry.
Going makeup-free and letting my hair be a bit wild helps me save precious time in the morning, allowing me to spend more moments with my children. I recognize the effort some women put into their beauty routines, and while I don’t look down on them, I also don’t feel inferior.
My clothing choices aren’t a reflection of low self-esteem; I enjoy the freedom of not rushing through my mornings. Of course, I make an effort for special occasions or outings, but for day-to-day life, I’m comfortable in my practical attire.
I wholeheartedly believe that clothes convey a message, and right now, my message is clear: “I’m happy with my choices, thank you very much.”
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In summary, my experience as a Practical Mom has reshaped my view on fashion and self-care. I embrace my choices and am unapologetic about prioritizing comfort and functionality as I navigate the beautiful chaos of motherhood.