6 Sneaky Things I Do When My Kids Aren’t Watching

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In our household, we value honesty above all else. We strive to be truthful with our children, and we expect the same from them. However, that doesn’t mean they need to know every little thing I do, especially when some choices are made for their benefit. As the mom in charge, I often have to make executive decisions that might not sit well with them. Below are some of the sneaky actions I take that they would definitely disapprove of:

  1. Toss Their Art Projects
    I’ll be honest: I sometimes feel guilty throwing away those colorful scribbles and quirky pipe cleaner creations. But let’s face it, I can’t keep everything forever. One day, when they’re adults and discover the few masterpieces I did save, I doubt they’ll lament the loss of the rest. I’ve learned to discreetly dispose of items when they’re out of the house to dodge the inevitable “Mom, where’s my picture?” question. There’s simply no good answer to that!
  2. Indulge in Snacks After Bedtime
    While we aim for a healthy diet, there are nights when my husband and I sneak a scoop of ice cream after the kids are tucked in. It’s not that they don’t get their share of treats; it’s just that I don’t feel obligated to share every little indulgence. I don’t make them eat my kale smoothie, so I think we’re even here.
  3. Decline Invitations on Their Behalf
    When I receive an invitation that I know we can’t make, I often choose to simply say “no” without involving my kids in the discussion. Whether it’s due to scheduling conflicts or just not wanting to go, I prefer to avoid the debate that might arise if they knew about it.
  4. Hide Noisy Toys
    No one warned me that certain toys, like a Furby, could drive a parent insane. If my child hasn’t found it in ages, I take that as an opportunity to keep my sanity intact. As any parent knows, relatives often gift the most irritating toys, and it’s my responsibility to maintain a peaceful home environment.
  5. Vent About Their Friends
    While most of my kids’ friends are wonderful, there are a few who leave much to be desired. One time, a child refused to get into my car because of its condition. I didn’t leave them stranded, but I think it’s totally fine to express my frustration afterward.
  6. Donate Clothes They Adore (But I Can’t Stand)
    Kids often don’t recognize when something no longer fits. So, I wait until they’re distracted to sneak some of those beloved, but ill-fitting items out of their closets. I usually give it a grace period where I keep the item hidden, just in case they notice and ask about it. If they don’t, it’s off to charity!

At first glance, these actions may seem unfair, and I’m sure my kids would have a lot to say about them if they knew. But as the mother, it’s my duty to make the best decisions for our family, which sometimes means keeping certain things to myself. Ultimately, they don’t need to know everything, and that’s perfectly fine.

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Summary

This article discusses the secretive decisions that parents often make behind their children’s backs, ranging from discarding artwork and indulging in snacks after bedtime to donating clothes that no longer fit. While these actions may seem unkind at first, they are often necessary for maintaining a smooth household. The author emphasizes the importance of parental discretion, suggesting that not all decisions require children’s input.