Last weekend, actress Gwyneth Paltrow shared a breakfast smoothie recipe on her lifestyle platform, Goop, that has left the internet both amused and bewildered. Dubbed GP’s morning “Smoothie,” the recipe is more of a fantastical concoction than a traditional drink.
The recipe claims, “Gwyneth enjoys one of these each morning, regardless of whether she’s detoxing. Depending on your day’s agenda, pick your Moon Juice moon dust—brain boost for a busy workday, or a bit of sex dust before a date.” We’ll dive into the peculiar “dust” ingredients shortly, but first, here’s the recipe:
- 1 cup almond milk
- 1 tablespoon almond butter
- 1 teaspoon coconut oil
- 2 tablespoons vanilla mushroom protein powder
- 1 teaspoon maca
- 1 teaspoon ashwagandha
- 1 teaspoon ho shou wu
- 1 teaspoon cordyceps
- 1 teaspoon moon dust of choice
- pinch Himalayan sea salt
- pinch vanilla powder (optional)
The preparation is straightforward: “Combine all ingredients in a blender and blitz to mix.” Unfortunately, my blender lacks the “blitz” setting; it appears I possess a lesser model.
This recipe is so outlandish, you might feel inclined to frame it as a holiday greeting card. A dash of vanilla powder is optional, but the cordyceps are non-negotiable. Don’t forget the ashwagandha either; you should check your pantry to gather all these ingredients and blend them together. If you find yourself lacking the necessary moon dust, fear not—Gwyneth has you covered; for a mere $55, you can purchase two ounces directly from her site to elevate your smoothie.
Just imagine being Gwyneth Paltrow for a day—posting a breakfast smoothie with these whimsical ingredients without a hint of irony. Perhaps I’m projecting just a little.
Never change, Gwyneth.
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Summary
Gwyneth Paltrow’s whimsical breakfast smoothie recipe has captivated the internet with its bizarre ingredients and magical claims. The recipe features items like moon dust and various exotic powders that promise to transform your morning routine. While the concept may seem outlandish, it highlights the lengths some will go to for wellness.